First things first, if you're a fake profile advertising some dodgy webcam service then fuck off. I'm not stupid enough to fall for such things. The internet is full of free porn so why would I want to give you my credit card details for you to 'verify my age' with? Try some chavs. They're usually desperate enough for it. Secondly, why oh why am I suddenly being swamped by requests from hiphop 'bands'/'people'/'things'? I don't listen to hiphop. I don't like hiphop. If you hadn't noticed, I'm a metalhead. Dunno how you can miss that but some people's ignorance still surprises me to this day. Some of you will no doubt say 'why don't you block all band requests?' Well the answer to that is that it stops the few interesting bands on here from requesting me. If I'd've blocked bands I wouldn't've come across Aesma Daeva, Eyefear or Paedo Pan :-) Of course, none of these people actually are gonna read this so I'm just ranting to myself I guess. As a result though, any future such requests will be replied to with a charming message. Fuck you all. For the rest of you, assuming you're not a shithop producer, porn distributor, or come to think of it some shit emo band with stupid emo haricuts trying to be metal; I don't like you lot either, metalcore rarely works, if you're reading this then you can also take the time to send me a message asking me whatever you want to know. I usually have nothing better to do, apart from rant about mindless stuff that noone's gonna read, so I might even reply back. If you can't be bothered to send me a message, I applaud you in your laziness
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