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erinrandolph

About Me

I don't add random people as friends. I especially don't add men who take photos of themselves where their arms are strategically placed in such a way that they're flexing. I have this theory that big muscles are an attempt to make up for very small penises. I already have my tickets for the gun show, and no, I don't know where the weight room is.

My Interests

Music. Writing. Writing about music. Reading. People watching. Sarcasm. Bartending. Crafting. Scrapbooking.

I'd like to meet:

Robert Smith. Wes Anderson. Jim Knipfel.

Music:

The Cure. The Smiths. Morrissey. Ted Leo and the Pharmacists. Say Anything. David Bowie. The Bronx. Ryan Adams. Sam Cooke. Alkaline Trio. Turbonegro. The Horseshoe Spatulas. Murder City Devils. Hall & Oates. Hellogoodbye. Feist. Band of Horses. Adam & the Ants.

Movies:

Garden State. Rushmore. Bottle Rocket. The Royal Tenenbaums. Lost in Translation. Ghost World. Amelie. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. The Weather Man. Saved!. American Psycho. Donnie Darko. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Anchorman.

Television:

Carnivale. Six Feet Under. Project Runway. Lost. Grey's Anatomy. Firefly. Top Chef. Dexter. Californication.

Books:

Slackjaw. The Perks of Being a Wallflower. This Much I Know is True. Scenes from an American Indie Underground. How Soon is Never. Stiff. Anything by Chuck Klosterman.

My Blog

My little Jumping Bean

The Boyfriend and I were in bed this morning, his hand below my now-shallow navel, counting along with the Fetus'* reps as it did its morning calisthenics. It's strange to see the stretched skin ...
Posted by ERiN on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:40:00 PST

Honestly...(Stolen from Tina)

1. Honestly, what color is your underwear?It's not often that I can say this, but I'm actually not wearing any right now. However, it's usually black.2. Honestly, whats on your mind?The pizza that's g...
Posted by ERiN on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:51:00 PST

Friend Requests

I wish there was something more harsh than just hitting "deny" when I get lousy friend requests. Take, for instance, Destrophy. In my mind, Destrophy is a lousy Des Moines band that I would never, eve...
Posted by ERiN on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:27:00 PST