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Tyler Monoxide [The Philosopher]

In the Time of Chimpanzee's I was a Monkey.

About Me

Let me introduce myself;
I'm a social disease.
Whats your's is Mine.
Whats Mine is Mine, too.
If you shake my hand, then I'd count your fingers.

I have the answers to all your life's questions.
You are alone in this world. Depend on no one and you will be set free.
You Are what you Think. All that you Are arises from your Thoughts. As your Thoughts, so shall your World be.

My Interests

I sit around, draw, play my guit-box, think, and take pills.

Legalize It.

I'd like to meet:

A nice girl I suppose. Probably the exact opposite of myself. Someone who will clean the house, make the meals, and take care of the financial crap. In other words; June Cleaver.

Music:

I like to play.

Movies:

Pineapple Express
Dark Knight
Kung Fu Panda
Fantasia
Tarzan
The Pest

Television:

Avatar :)
Weeds
Monk
Psych
[ScrubS]
Discovery/History Channels.
Man Vs. Wild
The Office
The Colbert Report
Futurama
Family Guy
The Simpsons
Some of the stuff on Adult Swim
etc...

Books:

I don't know how to read.

Heroes:

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