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Electric Sharpener

About Me



WE ARE ELECTRIC SHARPENER

Comprised of two sixteen year old "fit galz", ELECTRIC SHARPENER dress swish and look sharp. We like our songs to be a mix of industrial desk noise, heavy beats, twee techno and downright dirty gossip. We also like to scream a lot. Insults are our forte.
We probably won't talk to you at parties because we'll be too busy bitching about you. We like to giggle when we drink and we move like we were born to dance. You'll love us. Book us for gigs and lend us a keyboard and some chimes, we're cheap and we could probably work a crowd pretty nicely. E-mail [email protected] if you want but it's not checked very often, sorry.

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IMAGINE FUCKING AN ELECTRIC SHARPENER EP COMING SOOOOON
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 01/10/2006
Band Members: Lucy Sharpener : sick beatz, snorting like a retard, looking pretty
Amy Sharpener : obscene puns, disgusting insults, breathy paedophile laughter

and p.e will make an appearance one day
Influences: Shit parties, North London boys, disgusting Saturday nights, rumours and gossip, cutting edge new insults, fatties, being insulting and horrible for absolutely no reason at all, off licences, cheap alcohol, gig gig gigz, "raves", etceteraaaa etcetera.....
Sounds Like:
Ladies with good telephone manners and dictation skills.
Type of Label: Major

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