Life to me is like a lap dance that your fat friend bought you. You really didn't want it but you're drunk and you like tits. The bitch is probably beastin but you're broke, and while her nipple is in your eye she tells you how old she is (too old) and how many kids she's popped out of her money making cunt. That's life. Summed Up In A Lap Dance. Doesn't even deserve a little TXT heart/3
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Member Since: 10/1/2006
Sounds Like: Bruce Campbell singing Duran Duran.
Type of Label: Major
