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Dave

I Fear That I Am Ordinary, Just Like Everyone...

About Me

I am a very relaxed sort of person, and I am trying to learn more about myself as the years go along.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: dave
Birthday: July 31
Birthplace: Memphis, TN
Current Location: Somewhere in eastern West Virginia (on my way to NYC)
Eye Color: Blue (or, if you're Jada, then sexy-sexy)
Hair Color: Very dirty blonde
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I write with my right, but do everything else with my left
Your Heritage: German, English, Native American, Hebrew
The Shoes You Wore Today: My busted ass, dirty New Balances
Your Weakness: Pancakes, good movies, Jada.
Your Fears: Losing people that I care about, Heights
Your Perfect Pizza: Deluxe Supreme from Pizza Hut (no mushrooms or black olives)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Complete, submit, and have published the short story I wrote last Christmas
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Need...Toothbrush / mmmmmm Good cuddles...
Your Best Physical Feature: My face... Oh, my face
Your Bedtime: Late thirty
Your Most Missed Memory: The Alternative
Pepsi or Coke: Sweet Tea
MacDonalds or Burger King: Backyard Burger
Single or Group Dates: Single; more romantic that way
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Luzianne
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry (Man, do I always have to be diffcult on these questions?)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha (I mean, it's like a yes or no thing, and I answer "possibly")
Do you Smoke: Occasionally
Do you Swear: .....
Do you Sing: Oh, yes. And it makes panties everywhere vanish!
Do you Shower Daily: I mean, yeah.
Have you Been in Love: I am right now.
Do you want to go to College: I am right now.
Do you want to get Married: Yes; fucking toe ring.
Do you belive in yourself: yes?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if I read in the car.
Do you think you are Attractive: I KNOW I am.
Are you a Health Freak: Meh. I like to excercise and don't want to eat garbage, but I am not a nut, per se.
Do you get along with your Parents: Mom, very much; Dad? Well, we have our moments. I love him, but he confuses me sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Mmmmmmm.
Do you play an Instrument: Five.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: seY.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No... :: hyurk ::
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Twice!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Someone's heart? Does that count?
Ever been Drunk: Are you serious?
Ever been called a Tease: I think so.
Ever been Beaten up: By a girl, no less.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: Asleep in a warm bed at home... Painlessly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A writer, a husband.... MAYBE a father.
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: What looks good on ye?
Height: Tall, but not freakish
Weight: Tiny
Best Clothing Style: What looks good on the floor after I have stripped ye?
Number of Drugs I have taken: I mean, could this question have more loopholes?
Number of CDs I own: Own? Does possession count as ownership? Or "purchased"?
Number of Piercings: I put no extra holes into my body.
Number of Tattoos: Needles suck
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Zero. If I were to change anything, it would change everything.
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My Interests

Reading, writing, school, Jada... you know.
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I'd like to meet:

Billy Corgan, John Irving... Anyone whose profile isn't likely to cause epileptic seizures.

Music:

Most music. I love grunge rock, punk rock, and classical... I can stand other sorts of music, but do not choose to listen to them.

Movies:

Back to the Future, Moulin Rouge, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Big Fish, Star Wars, The Incredibles, Batman... Movie lover, too. I just really dig stories in general, and movies are the best outlets.

Television:

Lost. Family Guy. Heroes. Football, baseball.

Books:

A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving. Anything by Neil Gaiman. This:

Heroes:

Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 80% Superman 70% Wonder Woman 55% Supergirl 55% Iron Man 50% The Flash 50% Catwoman 45% Green Lantern 45% Batman 40% Robin 39% Hulk 30% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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My Blog

NYC, Part One

We are officially some sixteen hours and eight hundred miles into our trip to the Big Apple, and I am tired as hell.  Normally, I would over exaggerate about how dubious the landscape appeared an...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 09:29:00 PST

Miguel, the blog that might have been

I feel like I have forgotten to put on socks.  You know, it is something that you could easily forget to do, but it is something that you notice.  A while back, in one of my attempts to give...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 09:27:00 PST

Such a tease

Things are amazing.  Will write later.  I promise, I mean, I have so much to get out onto paper.In love with life, et al.-David
Posted by Dave on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 02:47:00 PST

The Dance Floor (Ah, it feels really fucking good to write)

I wrote the beginnings of a beautiful, if a tad disturbing, short story outside the Tigermart tonight.  I was being accosted by moths and such;  I wanted nothing more than to just fucking pa...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:47:00 PST

I am thinking of a book....

I have been having an exceptionally difficult time writing the last few months, and I finally found something about which I have both strong feelings and sufficient information.  The project is m...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:07:00 PST

Mouthing Off

Hollywood, Despite Its Flaws, Is Not the Devil  ORHow I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Slow Motion Violence(sorry, the title wouldn't fit in the subject line)     Conspirac...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:31:00 PST

I have hangups, datdatdatdatdaaah

In the interest of those who tire of my constant bitching, it is in this part of the ride that you depart.  Those of you who are willing to listen, this is where I spill my guts.I have been think...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:51:00 PST

..... I blame my mood on sociology

I think that the fight has just gone right out of me.Yesterday, I was off from the Mal-Wart, I got out of class early, and it wa s a positively beautiful day.  The whole day was ahead of me, and ...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:06:00 PST

AUGH! Writer's Block!!

Spring Break is here.  Halle-fucking-luiah. Yesterday, I sat down to write something that had some meaning, and when I did, I found myself lacking the inspiration to do so.  The story i...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:54:00 PST

Gym Class Heroes are bad ass

"On a scale from one to awesome, I'm the shit."
Posted by Dave on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 02:27:00 PST