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Paul™

I'm at the top of my game

About Me


About me...I used to work for Myspace. I joined Myspace before it had its first million users. As one of the first tech employees, I played a major role in making the site what it is today. My responsibility was to make the website perform as fast as possible during a time the site was experiencing astronomical growth rates. During my time as the Performance and Scalability Expert and then later as the Performance and Scalability Manager, the website grew from under a million users to over 70 million registered users. Although it had been an incredible experience, I resigned from my position at Myspace to pursue other endeavors.
OK...Back to me.. :).. I like to party, hang out with my friends, work out, visit my family, go skiing, drive fast, play with my pit, eat sushi, work on my house, play hockey, watch movies, listen to music and pretty much just have a good time doing whatever. Most of my time when not at work is spent either working out or sitting in front of my big screen, kicking back, watching TV, playing video games, and working on my laptop (my 64bit laptop 0wnz urz ;)..
Challenging my brain is what drives me. If it is extremely difficult to figure out or accomplish, I want to do it. If a hundred thousand people looked at a problem and couldnt figure it out, I will still try it and if I think I can find a solution, I will work endlessly to try and solve it. I hate failing at something I really want. I try to learn and grow at every opportunity I have.

My Interests

Skiing, Hockey,Cars,Women, Basketball, Boxing, MMA, Computers, Math, Physics..

I'd like to meet:

Anyone whos cool, isnt fake and isnt a hater..

Please dont send me any friend request without at least saying hi. I like to keep my friends list to where I really know everyone who is on it.

Oh and if your a MILF or older than me.. Sorry.. I aint into older chicks.. Same with you 16 year olds.. Haha... Sorry..

Music:

Lyrical Rap with slammin Beats.. Nas, Biggie, Mos Def, Em, Sticky, Canibus, others..

Movies:

Scarface, Goodfellas, Big Lebowski, Swingers, Office Space, Jay and Silent Bob, Taxi Driver, The King of Comedy, Heat, Friday, Fight Club, AnchorMan, Ski Porn and alot of others that I cant remember right now..

Television:

All I watch is UFC, Pride and boxing..

Books:

Taming of the Shrew... Night, by Elie Wiesel..

Heroes:

My Dad, Shane McConkey,Tanner Hall,Pep Fujas, Seth Morrison, Petter Solberg, Albert Einstein. Alot of others..
But my true #1 Hero:

My Blog

When a girl picks you up...

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Posted by Paul" on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:15:00 PST

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex

Funny article a friend of mine found. Written by woman, I agree with most of the points she makes.The Politics of Fuckingaka50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.1. Assuming he can get a raging hard ...
Posted by Paul" on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 12:21:00 PST

My new bad habit..

So I have developed this new nasty bad habit.. Its posting on Myspace while drunk.. Sure it can be fun while you are doing it.. But the consequences can be much serious and severe than ever intended o...
Posted by Paul" on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 06:06:00 PST

My New Ride..

 British review of the new C6.. -"A quicker lap of Top Gears test track than a Lamborhini Murcielago."-"An identical lap time of the Nurburgring to a Porsche 911 GT3."-"On the Nurburgring Nordsch...
Posted by Paul" on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:18:00 PST

Russian Programmers..

Russian programmers never read manuals and rarely use online help. But they easily get a grasp of any new program, simply because they have already tried every single program in this field before. R...
Posted by Paul" on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 03:21:00 PST

It isnt all about looks

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Posted by Paul" on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 11:55:00 PST

Charlie Murphy

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Posted by Paul" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST