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*SLAG PIPE*

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About Me


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Kristina Tailorcourteousy of her top friends =)From my Number 1 - Claire
Kristina Tailor is a brown person who I had the good fortune of becoming chums with many a year ago (or possibly just five). Over the years we have had some laughs and some japes and - although I will never forgive her for what happened at Godiva Festival, and although she is generally a big huge slag pipe, and although when she is drunk she deserves to be beaten til dead - she truly is a besty chum. Hurrah hurrah.Chhayal my wife
KRISTINA
right, well...
she's MY bitch
MY husband
MY bestie.
I COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT HER
shes practically familyeven though my family dont like her!
She's a wild child and i have to keep her on a leash otherwise she'll go willy eating. Tut Tut.
But other than that - she's a top brown girl and i love her immensly
oh yeah, one more thing - COCONUT :)by baby Veena (but not with chy =O)
Kristina. my girl. one of my oldest friends and one of my best. unfortunately, we see little of each other, however, when we do see each other the laughs never ever ever stop. she's quirky and fun and loving and hillarious and gets along with everyone.in my eyes she's a legend, i can tell her anything and she's more like a sister than a friend to me. bitching sessions, gossiping, shopping, eating breadsticks and nutella at 5am is what we do!kristina tailor, i love you long time girl. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxKatherine
"If you want a gal to show you her Slag Pipe no questions asked, then who you gonna call...
... Kristina. Like a Ghostbusters for perverts. There'll certainly be ectoplasm. She's the Encyclopedia to my dictionary, and my very own personal homework diary. Sometimes she's a nit, but there's no way I'd change her (mostly for fear the course of history would be altered). Shove and bugs from Jennings x"
The oh-so subtle Katie
Kristina is a dirty slut girl and pounces on poor, helpless boys. And she's good at sucking willies. I wouldn't know, she's never sucked mine. But she sucked *undisclosed*'s. And he said she's good. But she is also brown. And she's good at stuff, like sending me her essays to copy and generally being nice.Jamesy Mullane
Well well well, if it isn't Kristina.Theres nothing more she enjoys but slagging around and having a good old bitch isn't that right Kristina? Ok so maybe that is a bit exaggurated but She is a good person.You're really brainy, and that comes in handy when my homeworks looking that bad not even my dog would eat it. I've never had issues with you and you are fun to talk to. You are helpful, generous and kind, and you know how to have a fun time. :Dgayboy Rob Ryan
Kristina....has a black comment box so this is going to be chocca full of mistakes....like...you
your a mistake
but a lovely one :)
and your a lier
your real names pooja
:) thought everyone should knowaha
Ill be nice now
erm... your the only prson that usually hits me back :P
and...you have pretty cool dress sense
and your hairs pretty sound (Y)
and....pizza hut would be a bit shit without you
BYEEEExxxx
Send me Wisdom ... God knows i need it!

My Interests

Talking
Shopping
Being with my friends
Singing
Going to parties
Going to gigs
Making Tea

I'd like to meet:

JOHNNY DEPP - Captain Of The Seven SeasGERARD WAY - Leader Of The Black ParadeNOEL FIELDING - King Of The ModsPETE WENTZ - Fitness Of Fall Out BoyJARED LETO - Out Of This World!

Music:

3 Doors Down 30 Seconds To Mars 5ive 50 Cent Adema Aiden AFI Alexisonfire Alkaline Trio All American Rejects All Time Low Angels and Airways Arctic Monkeys Atreyu Avenged Sevenfold Biffy Clyro Black Crows Blink 182 Bloc Party Boy Kill Boy Blue Bowling For Soup Boys Like Girls Bring Me The Horizon Britney Spears Bullet For My Valentine Busted Chiodos Coheed & Cambria Coldplay Cute Is What We Aim For Dashboard Confessionals Dido Dirty Pretty Things Doves Elliot Minor Eminem Enter Shikari Evanescense Fall Out Boy Feeder Foo Fighters From Autumn To Ashes Funeral For A Friend Gallows Good Charlotte Gorillaz Greenday Gym Class Heroes Hadouken! HelloGoodbye HIM Hinder Hit The Lights Incubus InMe Iron Maiden Ja Rule Jet Jimmy Eat World Joe Lean & The Jing Jang Jong Justin Timberlake Kaiser Chiefs Kasabian Kate Nash Kids In Glass Houses Kill Hannah Kings Of Leon Klaxons Linkin Park Lostprophets Madina Lake Maroon 5 Maximo Park McFly Milburn Mindless Self Indulgence Muse My Chemical Romance My Favourite Highway Nelly New Found Glory Nickleback Nirvana Oasis One Time Only One Republic Ozzy Osbourne Panic! At The Disco Paramore Pendulum Pharrel Pink Plain White T's Puddle Of Mudd Queen Razorlight Red Hot Chilli Peppers Robots In Disguise Saosin Scarey Kids Scaring Kids Scouting For Girls Seether Senses Fail Serj Tankian Shiny Toy Guns Simple Plan Smashing Pumpkins Snow Patrol Spice Girls System Of A Down Taking Back Sunday The Almost The Ataris The Audition The Cribs The Enemy The Feeling The Fratellis The Fray The Hives The Holloways The Hoosiers The Hush Sound The Killers The Kooks The Libertines The Offspring The Pigeon Detectives The Spill Canvas The Starting Line The Strokes The Used The View The Vines The White Stripes The Wombats The Zutons Thursday Vampire Weekend We Are Scientists We Smoke Fags You Me At Six ZebraHead

Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Edward Scissor-Hands Shes All That Scary Movie 1 & 2 Finding Nemo Lion King Shrek 1, 2 & 3 Nightmare Before Christmas Emperors New Groove Mask of Zorro Legend of Zorro Lord of the Rings 1, 2 & 3 Harry Potter 1,2,3,4 Green Mile White Chicks BraveHeart Con Air Gladiator Troy Dude! Where's My Car?

Television:

Desperate Housewives The Mighty Boosh Lost My Wife and Kids Spongebob Squarepants Mock the Week 8 Out of 10 Cats Friday Night Project Green Wing Americas Next Top Model Ugly Betty

Books:

Angus Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging It's Ok I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers Dancing in my Nuddy Pants Knocked Out by my Nunga-Nungas ...and Thats When it Fell Off in my Hand ...then He Ate my Boy Entrancers ...started by his furry shorts Harry Potter books Di Vinci Code Angels & Demons Interpretation Of Murder

Heroes:

My besty chum chunk once saved my life in year 8, when no one had educated me in the ways of the green cross code. I was going to be run over by a bus but she picked me up in her big strong arms and returned me to the pavement. She's marv (re-worded thanks to Jennings)

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My Blog

MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE

gig woz bloody brilliant!   pics r not so gud .... but ill put them here newayz =)     (black & white for sum reason =/ )   (shit one whose hand is tht? retard)   &nbs...
Posted by *SLAG PIPE* on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 03:22:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Family search - Family tree software...
Posted by *SLAG PIPE* on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:11:00 PST

HATE

HATE §        Broccoli §        The Plastics §        Miss Isabella  my English teacher §&nbs...
Posted by *SLAG PIPE* on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:34:00 PST

LOVE

LOVE   §        Pirates §        Johnny Depp §        Claire §    &nb...
Posted by *SLAG PIPE* on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:28:00 PST

My bitchin chums!

My friends r the best people in the world. they mean everything to me, so im jus gonna rite a lil bit bout each of them. CLAIRE is brilliant! thanks 2 tht faitful day in maths (never thought ud hear...
Posted by *SLAG PIPE* on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 09:27:00 PST

MyChemRo!!!!!!

My Chemical Romance   Place: Birmingham NIA Date: 22nd March 2007 Time: 6:00PM People: Katie Moran, Claire Cavanagh, Danny Nash Notes: Fucking awsome night! absoloutely loved it! moshing in our s...
Posted by *SLAG PIPE* on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 07:31:00 PST

bored

im not interested enuf 2 rite an interestin blog so ill rite this borin message n leave it rite here.
Posted by *SLAG PIPE* on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 09:20:00 PST