Red Hot on Red Hots! |
Summer has started off on the right foot for me in many regards. I moved into my own apartment and have actually kept it pretty clean. I even have grocery-shopped a couple times. I love the freedom an...
Posted by Billy on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:22:00 PST |
People Personified |
Why is driving in Indianapolis so frustrating?If you ordered a half pound of potato salad from your local grocery deli and were given .55 pounds of said salad, do you have a beef? Where does that acc...
Posted by Billy on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:38:00 PST |
Home Sweet Home! |
Hello everybody. It's good to be back. People ask me why I stop posting and my only answer is that you cannot force it. The yearning had left me for a while. Alas, it has returned. Isn't it kinda...
Posted by Billy on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:31:00 PST |
Do you see what I see? |
Ever notice that the people driving ambulances and firetrucks with sirens in full effect appear to be ever so calm? How come only like 3 of 11 windows at banks have actual tellers working them and the...
Posted by Billy on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 05:13:00 PST |
Determination |
Props to all parallel parkers! Nothing tops that feeling of getting into a tight spot after multiple attempts. Once you know that parking place is yours, you own it. On occasion, we all nail it on ...
Posted by Billy on Tue, 30 May 2006 07:11:00 PST |
Broken Back and Stuck Smiles |
Boy did I have a long day. For those of you who don't know, from May 20-23 every year at McCormick Place in Chicago, the national restaurant show is held. And by now, most of you know that I own the...
Posted by Billy on Mon, 22 May 2006 05:32:00 PST |
Joe's! |
You may think you have seen it all if you've been to Chicago. Wrigley Field, The Sears Tower, taken a ride on the elevated train, skipped rocks at Lake Michigan, danced the Tango at Pop's, ridden on ...
Posted by Billy on Wed, 17 May 2006 02:04:00 PST |
Backwards Mystery |
Ever check out a girl that looked unbelieveably sexy when her back was to you while she was reaching into her car trunk while at the same time knowing full well that your eyes could be playing tricks ...
Posted by Billy on Tue, 16 May 2006 09:57:00 PST |
Movie Trivia Question----10 BUCKS TO WINNER!!! |
The following is one of the greatest lines in cinema history. If you come up with the right answer before anybody else, without cheating of course, then you will be rewarded with a cash prize of 10 d...
Posted by Billy on Mon, 15 May 2006 05:53:00 PST |
Fresh Towel Anybody? How about 7? |
So I was in Madison Wisconsin the last two days for a food show and stayed at the Best Western. The 'best' thing about it was the towels. I fucking love wasting towels at hotels. I will use a hand ...
Posted by Billy on Wed, 03 May 2006 04:46:00 PST |
