~SMILEY~

Doing the right thing when no one is looking is heroic. At least that’s what I heard on Oprah. That being said, I am important. I love me. I am far from limber, however, I am an aspiring vegetarian. I have begun to believe that if you can’t catch it, you shouldn’t eat it. I admit it, I do occasionally like to hang out with friends who know how to treat themselves to alcoholic drinks. I think that we drink to make other people more interesting (my friends are boring and I guess that means I am too, but at least I am important). Did I mention that I am always right and I wear 3 inch heels even though it makes me 5’10”, 6’1” when I have my favorite hat on. Therefore, this ride has a height requirement. I love label makers and litigation. Live your life based on principle. This will make things very difficult and annoying, but hey, who doesn’t love a challenge? Please drive through, and don’t forget your change. PS - Some, none, or all of the information contained on this page has been falsified. Mainly anything to do with my stellar education and my income is true, everything else is a lie.