Theo

I'd like to meet:

Theatre folk, particularly writers, directors and producers - people with ideas they're excited about. Beer-and-Banter fans. Storytellers. People who think everything is funny. In particular I'd like to work with Al Pacino, the Coen brothers, Terry Gilliam, Benicio del Toro, Trevor Nunn, Peter Brook, Ian McShane (he is basically a loveable Satan in Deadwood). I'd like to go on a country-walk-followed-by-pub-lunch with Gandalf Stormcrow, Nick Cave, Cate Blanchett, PJ Harvey, JRR Tolkien, Peter Cook and Old Man Dylan. Would also like to marry Cate Blanchett (down-to-earth, insanely talented AND graced with Venusian beauty - too good for me really). Would love to have met Shakespeare (obviously), Albert Camus, Aleister Crowley, Edgar Allan Poe, Joseph Conrad (wow, sharing a beer in a seaside tavern with him?), Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, Eugene O'Neill, John Keats, Byron ... and Charles Dickens.