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Ryan

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About Me

I hear this so much I figure I should write it down. There's a big misconception about me that I'm a "nice guy." The truth is that I'm really not but I'm not mean either. I simply treat people as they treat me, so if a person is nice to me, then yes, I will bend over backwards to help them...But if they are not so nice, then may God have mercy on their souls because I won't. I know most people on here have known me for years and already know that, but it just seems lately like I need to put it in writing because all kinds of people keep testing me on this & then have this dumbfounded look on their face when they learn the hard way. Other than that, I'm a swell guy. I live in Kenner. I don't like Pepsi, Crocs shoes, or the tv show Full House. I don't smoke, but I encourage people that do to smoke Marlboros because I have stock in the company and its ok to get lung cancer as long as I get paid first. My credit score is 777, my favorite color is red, I like mojitos and I haven't hit anyone in the face with a pistol since 2005. And I cook really good bacon.Most people think I'm actually insane. For 20 years I argued with them, but once I just started acting the part, life has become much easier and much more fun.
How long would you survive a zombie invasion?
lifetime
(you can live with zombies. you need no one and can live and provide for yourself. tactics and weapons are your speciality. congrats!)
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

To Hell with mediocrity you find in bars, I'm very, very picky so these days I'll have to say Jennifer Love Hewitt, in a dirty motel room while she was messed up on rohyponol. Oh, and I'd like to meet the devil too, so I can take his job, because I know he likes my work and we have a lot in common.However, I don't want to meet anymore fat, self-mutilating, uneducated, alcoholic, dyke "full retards" with big secrets because those types are unstable, psychotic and creep even me out. Haha, and no more married chicks either. I don't have time for drama like that:-), but you still crack me up, "Red."

My Blog

The official rules for the movie "Wedding Crashers"

The Wedding Crashers Rules Rule 1 - Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their ownRule 2 - Never use your real name.Rule 3 - Never confess.Rule 4 - No one goes home alone.Rule 5 ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 06:49:00 GMT

Chuck Norris (some good ones in here)

Chuck Norris Can !!! ·         When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. ·   &nb...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:37:00 GMT