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Amanda 2

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"Drunken darts in the dark; who can resist??" - Dart man during the power outage at Oktoberfest."I ate the fuzzy Certs. It tasted like keys." - Lorelai"What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV, and SHE looks like a FOOT!" - Peter Griffin, on censorship

My Blog

10 Reasons Gay Marriage is Wrong

 01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that ha...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:54:00 GMT

And now...

It's been a while... things are good! Really, really good. I'm working again. I've met someone amazing. Good things are happening! I feel like I've found my happiness. Maybe even my Happyness. I'm lik...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:53:00 GMT

You know I love em, but this is just funny. :)

Yankees sign top prospect Jesus Christ NEW YORK, NY (AP)-- The New York Yankees announced today that they had secured the services of Jesus Christ, signing the popular pitching Deity in a move that ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:34:00 GMT

supposed to be packing right now...

1) What stickers do you have on your car?Just my city sticker. 2) How did you and your number 1 become friends?We're not. :) 3) What do you hear right now?Tauri's making a racket. 4) Does anything hu...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 23:05:00 GMT

another one

1.Who sits next to you in science?I'm not in elementary school anymore sorry no science. 2. Last text you received on your mobile? I don't remember I deleted it because my phone's shit and has no memo...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:48:00 GMT

I find it, I like it, I take it, I blog it.

"It appears to me (whether rightly or wrongly) that direct arguments against christianity and theism produce hardly any effect on the public; and freedom of thought is best promoted by the gradual ill...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 21:50:00 GMT