In an attempt to alleviate boredom and perhaps improve my writing skills, I am preparing a few paragraphs that will allow you to encompass all that is:
“Si, -Trav†(trans: “Yes -Travâ€).
-I AM A SURF BUM-
"I am interested in the experience of life, not it's meaning."
I think we've reached the most incapable age of the human race-- this is my faith and my hope.
I have close friendships.
I like people who contradict themselves.
Multi-layered humor and inside jokes make me smile.
I like to read classical fiction (because modern prose {most of it} lacks craft).
A friendly warning: Don't attempt to drop names or any bullshit near me because I tend to find terrible pleasure in exposing intellectual frauds.
I like girls who smoke weed because they seem less caty. But in general, I like cats.
I don't like loud people.
I eat ice cream with fine wine (mail me if you'd like suggested pairings).
I travel. A lot.
Conversation and rhetoric are among my favorite wastes of time.
I'd rather talk to a pretty girl than not because even if she bores me, she's still pleasant to watch.
And I like it when girls curse-proper. Taste and Form are paramount.
Women have all the power-
Because they have all the VaJayJays
Get used to it- Life will be easier on you
I was raised in Santa Monica, where I picked up my general attitude in life, although I may have added cynical and sarcastic to that list of “attitudesâ€. I’m a pseudo-intellectual libertarian quasi-neo-hippie, with little drive and lots of procrastination. And I use words like pseudo and quasi.
Some…most…would call me rather unemotional, and I tend to agree with them, although I argue that it’s just that my emotional range is stunted, rather then all together gone.
I would probably say my emotions are most projected through music, but that’s not quite true. I currently am playing air guitar, and kazoo, and am the proud leader of several fake bands; just wait for the breakout album.
I'm usually quiet until you get to know me then I'm just as crazy as the next person.
I'm pretty much an up for anything, easy going person.
To quote myself:
"Life is a great gift and one must take the time to sit back and admire the dream that they are living in....And when you find that you don't like what you are seeing, change the MAIN CHARACTER!! Every day can be an adventure and it depends solely on you to choose the right friends, environment, and activities to make it that way! The three requirements to live by should be to always have excitement, love, and spontaneity. When you've accomplished all that sit back, take a deep breath, and do it again!!!"
-GO PLAY OUTDOORS-
I used to wonder if I actually had hobbies. I guess under the definition of “spending most of your time/money/enjoyment onâ€, I suppose I finally decided on - SURFING, music, reading (books and news), mountain biking (newly added), and video games (a constant companion) make up the top 4?.
Although I admit most of my money goes to more disposable ends.
C'est la vie (I had to look up the spelling for that).
I’m also a terrible speller-- about every other word is being underlined in red by "WORD" as I’m writing this. This is probably the longest item I’ve ever written about myself, so I’m done. Perhaps I'll add more, but probably will just delete it later.
"Ua mau ke ea o ka aina I ka pono"
(The life of the land is perpetuated in righteousness)
.::Santa Monica Pier::.
Good things in life
·barrels
·big waves
·small waves
·the smell of wax in the morning
·sore shoulders
·stingray shuffles
·dolphins
·sunsets
·offshores
·salt water
·sweet water
·no texture
·sand in everything
·clean beaches
·bonfires
·brahs
·bikini babes
·low carb monster energy drinks before a sesh
·burritos
·post surf naps
·no wetsuit
·long rides
·Amanda. :] Duhh. (dayumm the secret is out)
·adrenaline rush
·being miserable waking up early weekends
·wondering why
·it all coming together
·surfing
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-IF IT SWELLS...RIDE IT!-
