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CoLZ

About Me

G'day there my friendly little whipper snappers and welcome to the mad mad world of The CoLZ!!! What is there to say? I live in a small place called Manningtree in England..and what would you know... its shit!! Anything you wanna know drop me a line and i may respond depending on general drunkness and cba. CoLZ xXx
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I'd like to meet:

Batman blatently!!! Johnny Depp and......................................................... ......... Ghandi!?!

My Blog

HELP!!!

ok... i need every1s help... wot should i do with my hair? cut it dye it leave it???? post ur opinions and save the locks!!! ...if thats wot u wana do of course!!!! help! CoLZ xXx
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 06:09:00 GMT

A New Hoff?

woo!!! passed lifeguard course.... someone get me a short brunette wig and a damn hairy chest! CoLZ XxX
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 15:56:00 GMT

devon... my idea of heaven

YOYOYO!!! im now home sweet home! but fuck me with a big wooden stick and send me to barbadoes on a one way flight with 3/4 of a chicken covered in mayonaise sauce... or dont preferably... but the fac...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 08:50:00 GMT

Road Trip!!

as many of u will know, recently i have been away to the beautiful south of devon.. where i somewhat encountered a beautiful monumental building... that i called... a pub. so after bein sedated rather...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 08:43:00 GMT

Bums Night Out

Lemme start this blog by calling out to Tom and the Chazzaphon, we are hardcore... oh yes! we can get drunk, miss our train home and sleep in trolleys in asda! bad to the motherfuckin bone!!! CoLZ
Posted by on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 09:54:00 GMT

The Mighty Boosh

last nite i saw one of the most amazing things i have eva seen!! The Mighty Boosh live @ Ipswich.. my god it was sooooooooooooooooo fucking hilarious! to ne1 thats neva heard of it... start hearing of...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 05:09:00 GMT

GET ME TO MR.SPEILBERG'S OFFICE

heres one for ya...   another creation from the ever-strange mind of the CoLZ...   CARROT'S OF THE PYROBEAN!   the story of carrot's trying to grow in a pyromaniacs back garden, and eve...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 03:15:00 GMT

application thing.. 4 wen ur as bored as me!!

Whats your Name: Age: Birthday: Location: Sexual Preference: Height: Weight: Body Type: Eye color: Hair Color: Favorite Bands: Favorite Movies: Religion: Smoke?: Drink?: Drive?: Job?: ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 10:29:00 GMT

The Worst Month Ever

hello , august 2005 has officially bin the worst month of my life!! i figured it'd go downhill when my gf broke up with me, then the morning afta on a trampoline... i land on my neck! which was nic...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 09:08:00 GMT

IOM Holiday

Whilst on holiday in the Isle of Man with my Girlfriend (fish) we saw Robert Plant, we were in the front row and i shook his hand... ha ha! CoLZ xXxXx
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT