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Name: Joan
Birthdate: 29 august (i know i am a baby innit)
Birthplace: lewisham hospital m8
Current Location: my bed, wot bout u
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5'6
Weight: 11.5- 12 stone depends wot time of the year it is lol
Piercings: 2
Tatoos: 0!!!! i am 2 scared
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: yes/ no....... well depends wot time of the year it is lol
Overused Phraze: your mum bruv & ur a hoe (these are mainly only used on enka n tamara) and stop it!!!! 4 every1 else
FAVORITES
Food: pasta (but it is a special type that i dont know wot it is called but i luv it)
Candy: pink n white milk bottles n lion chocolate bars
Number: 1
Color: red
Animal: Any as long as it is LOCKED IN A CAGE
Drink: grape flasvoured KA
Alcohol Drink: Amarillo
Bagel: tuna with melted cheese
Letter: J
Body Part on Opposite sex: upper torso
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke ( pepsi is jus cheap coke n u know it)
McDonalds or BurgerKing: i can only afford mcdonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: hugs
Dog or Cat: is it locked in a cage
Rap or Punk: rap
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny movies ( idont need 2 b havin nightmares)
Love or Money: love but money helps, coz we dont survive on luv
YOUR...
Bedtime: wen i am tired
Most Missed Memory: yr 10 n 11 lessons (good times)
Best phyiscal feature: my hair
First Thought Waking Up: wonder if i can sleep 4 10 more mins
Goal for this year: go 2 uni
Best Friends: Lily (my wife), Enka (my hoe), shanice (me english buddy), n ufuoma(my sista from another mista)
Weakness: he knows himself
Fears: poverty,
Heritage: sierra leone, n lebanon
Longest relationship: bout 14 months
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: no
Ever been Drunk: not really drunk jus a bit tipsy
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: not really jus a slight push
Ever Shoplifted: no n i know no one who has and ever will ( u know the police r on myspace)
Ever Skinny Dipped: no
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: well once or twice yes i may have done so
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: light brown but not hazel
Favorite Hair Color: dont have 1, as long as you dont look like a freak
Short or Long: depnds wot u mean, but if u mean hair, woteva suits u
Height: taller than me (which aint 2 hard)
Style: anything that suits u but none of that fake american stuff
Looks or Personality: at 1st looks but l8r on personality
Hot or Cute hot!!!!!!!! i wnt a man not a dog
Drugs and Alcohol: alcohol as long as ur not addicted n drugs no no no!!!
Muscular or Really Skinny: in the middle
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: none, everything is a lesson
What country do you want to Visit: erm loads, but top of the list, thailand, eygypt, n jamaica
How do you want to Die: i try not 2 think of such things
Been to the Mall Lately: shopping centre n yes almost ervyday i even work in one
Do you like Thunderstorms: o hell yh...it must be good when ur hearin thunderstorms..lool!!!
Get along with your Parents: yeh we r kool
Health Freak: nooooooooo
Do you think your Attractive: yeh
Believe in Yourself: u have 2
Want to go to College: already there m8
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Drink: sumtyms
Shower Daily: all day evryday
Been in Love: i aint 2 sure, either was luv or very very deep like
Do you Sing: badly but yes
Want to get Married: want a wedding, but dunno bout the day after n the years 2 cum
Do you want Children: erm yeh jus 1 or 2
Have your future kids names planned out: no
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: well, erm wot had happened woz................
Hate anyone: no, we r all Gods children
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My Interests

evrything, particular partyin. i lyk doing evrything dancin, singin (btw i really cant sing), jus jammin with my friends, n wasting time. I am really into poetry so i read alot of peotry n books in general.

I'd like to meet:

Wentworth Miller n propose to him (for those who dont know he is the white boy in prison break (if u still dont know he is the mariah carey video 4 we belong together))LOL!!!! But on a serious note, i would love to meet Benjamin Zephaniah (the poet), i really like his peotry. I really lyk queen Latifah, coz she is funny n Kanye West he gives me jokes n he cant dance. i wud luv 2 meet him n give him sum lessons.

Music:

i listen to all types of music, so anything that is good i will listen to. I like it when people r different n dont conform to what everyone else is doin. favourite band at the moment is Panic at the disco( btw brendan is buff). Favourite MC at the moment is L DOT MAN. Favourite singer at the moment is Lyfe Jennings. Lauryn Hill is my all time favourite though.

Movies:

Action, romance, horror n comedy film are the best(lol, that covers like all films anyway). I hate really serious films that jus give u headaches n them nature films bout camping n stupidness like that. I luv a good action film with a storyline. I hate the ones where everyone is jus dyin n u can neva work out y. BTW LUV Borat, if u aint seen it u have 2.

Television:

Channel U, not 4 the music but the videos, sum of them r so cheap they r funny. lol. eastenders gives me jokes, it is so unrealistic. sooooo much trouble in one square. luv the nick cannon show it is jokes, sum of the jokes r bare racists but they r funny.

Books:

books? wot r those? lol jokin. nah erm i read loads n it is kinda hard pickin my fav books. Harry Potter is gr8, every1 should read the books, they r 4 all ages kids all the way 2 adults. I read this book once called hte conspriracy club it was dope. if u like readin, a really good book is foriegn friut by JO-JO Moyes, it is a love story but with a twist. I love that book, best ever.

Heroes:

my mummy, don't tell her that though. lol. but my mum is great. she is always there n always supportive no matter what happens.

My Blog

I fuckin hate it!!!!!!!

I hate it when people think they have a right to know your business when you have made it clear you dont want to talk about something. I mean if i wanted to tell you, i would have done so already. AAA...
Posted by xxxxJoanxxxx on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:05:00 PST