I'm 28 in dog years (4 in people years) and I stand an impressive 7 inches tall at the withers. I weigh about 3 1/2 pounds but I make up in personality what I lack in size. I love to be held and enjoy heavy petting. My *$@*ing mom had me neutered but I can still go through the motions if you know what I mean. I like to travel, mom has a wicked cool carry bag with a skull and crossbones on it that she stuffs me into to take me out with her. I share my house with my humans, several other dogs, a bunch of cats, a dove, a Dutch bunny named Zen and a lop bunny named Haggis but I know I'm mom's favorite. I think cats are pretty cool but sometimes it's fun to chase them and bite them for no reason. I am very protective of my family and my food. If I don't like you I will bark ferociously at you from behind the couch. That's right, you'd better be afraid. I can be a mean m*ther f*cker. Crickets, spiders, moths - they don't stand a chance against me.
