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Shortbus

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm 28, married, juggalo muthafucko from Norfolk, VA. I work at the shipyard, nothin special, and just try my best to rep the hatchet on the daily, the way I know how. I have a section on juggaloworld.net that y'all need to peep out.....it's all about my alternate ego, Shortbus. Much Clown Love Muthafockus!!!!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ninjas, true, down with the clown muthafockus! even anyone with an open mind who's truly interested in the wickid shit and is looking for his/her place in the world.

The Dark Knight- Joker Interrogation Spoof

My Blog

a great fall

Well I don't usually do this, but I'm gonna talk about some positive shit. It's fall, my favorite time of year. There's a nip in the air and it's almost Halloween. My dojo had a haunted house that me ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 06:46:00 GMT

GOTJ 08

For those of yall that weren't there, lemme try to sum up the Gathering real quick. Great Job to all the Psy performers. I heard that Piper did great standup I got to meet the UFC legend, Dan Severn!!...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 00:12:00 GMT

RIP Llirb

We miss you homie. For those of you that don’t know him, ask someone who does. He impacted everyone’s life he encountered. One true Juggalo, thru and thru!!!! Nothing I can say can make th...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:19:00 GMT

Necro/Shortbus video

My video with Necro is up now at juggaloworld.net....go peep that shit right neow!!!
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 19:10:00 GMT

masks, football, etc.

I just got a Halloween mask from this new store out here. I wouldn't have bought one but the store fucked up. I got one of those Killer Klownz from Outer Space masks. They were all priced at $150+. Th...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 17:41:00 GMT

New thoughts on Melissa’s B-day

Some new short thoughts on Melissa's Birthday.....tried my best to use Carnival colors. 1.  The most points one can get for running someone over with their car is if they're blind and run over a ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 17:51:00 GMT

Gathering thoughts, no, not short ones.

What up fam! Just wanted to chat bout the Gathering. To Psychopathic and other artists: Thanks for puttin it down yet again....no dissappointments, except for the Ding Dong Twinz....ABK, hope your bac...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 21:20:00 GMT

sorry no short thoughts

This is just a Gathering blog.......well it's coming up soon..I gots a mohawk now, and it's fresh as hell. The Gathering should be the freshest yet, but so many of my friends aren't going. I mean Jez,...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 20:33:00 GMT

new thoughts, hope none are recycled

1. Some hippies cryin bout the forests, while livin up in a tree, get down from your perch you filthy bitch, soaking your pits in that patchuli, Cigarettes made illegal, can't even smoke on yo own dam...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 18:12:00 GMT

FUCK Hatchetgear

Fuck hatchetgear!!! They completely gipped me! I ordered presents for Melissa online the 1st week of Dec. The order never went thru. I reordered her shit on the 16th and paid for UPS 3 day. I got a co...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 14:11:00 GMT