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Episode 5: Slap

Listen to the brand new episode 5: First of all, allow me to apologize for our lack of episodes since way back in 2006. Long story. Involves two alligator purses, a can of Raid...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 18:17:00 GMT

Episode 4: Zebra Farm

Show Notes: myspace, not the same person, deaf help costs less, servants are idiots, paperwork and pills, National Conservation Agency, Zebra Farm, 22 Mexicans flying to Africa, scissors make a bikini...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 00:57:00 GMT

Extra butter

I vaccumed the front room sofa this morning. What a chore. I had guests over last evening and they brought their siamese poodle "Ritzy," and I tell you, that dog shed so much fur you have sworn it was...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:37:00 GMT

In my little chapel

As I knelt in my personal chapel built especially for times like these, cradling my rosary and thinking only kind thoughts, I was taken back to the time before my chapel was built...when I had to be d...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 16:37:00 GMT

Dawn the Therapist

I visited my therapist this morning. A lovely woman named Dawn. Her name reminds me of the time of day when the sun rises. She has long blonde hair and always wears a headband. Very Jackie O if you as...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:33:00 GMT

How do you work this thing

Well after much prodding by Viv I have succumbed (in the clean way) to the computer age. She and I went computer shopping and she helped me pick out a lovely one. I had it painted mauve to blend in wi...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:14:00 GMT

Confession

I am in love with my gardner, Luigi. Yes, I went against the grain and hired an Italian. And thank God. Luigi trims my hedges and then some. His breath always smells of rum, but I rarely am near his m...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 00:33:00 GMT