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Johanna

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jo / Johanna
Birthday: April 12
Birthplace: UK - dammit, if I'd been a little later it would have been Perth, Auz
Current Location: Cambridge, UK for now
Eye Color: Weird, they change - blueish greenish grey
Hair Color: Auburn
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends on what I'm doing. Ok, left
Your Heritage: Half Dutch - Half English - Aussie at heart
The Shoes You Wore Today: Havianas (Brazilian thongs...flip flops to u Brits!)
Your Weakness: Muscles. Anything that sparkles, eyes, ocean, stars, diamonds
Your Fears: Ill health. Being misjudged. Aeroplane crashes (onboard, obviously).
Your Perfect Pizza: A totally calorie, carb + fat free veggie. That's veggies without the pizza then!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Inline skate without falling over + injuring my dignity
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ....dunno yet! (probably not a phrase, but exclamation marks!)
Thoughts First Waking Up: What day is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: Hmm...eyes, smile, toned.
Your Bedtime: Depends what I'm doing the next day. Usually late, rarely early
Your Most Missed Memory: Being picked up and held as a child by my Mama
Pepsi or Coke: Always Pepsi (diet) please
MacDonalds or Burger King: Never EVER
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino, Macchiato, coffee, coffee, coffee (Dutch genes!)
Do you Smoke: So far, so good
Do you Swear: Not usually...except when I write. Fukn strange.
Do you Sing: Always, badly
Do you Shower Daily: At least, I love feeling fresh and naked
Have you Been in Love: ...hell yeah...right here, right now
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: Been there, done that
Do you belive in yourself: More so now than ever
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes, mostly
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yessssss! Love them
Do you play an Instrument: Piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: erm......no, Mum!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope, high on life. Yeah, cheezy but true.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes a few
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Am I breathing...?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not in the past 43 years!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: .........ditto................
In the past month have you been on Stage: Intentionally?!?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Only by my son who is still sulking
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yep, last week...twice...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only a few hearts *grin*
Ever been Drunk: I don't remember
Ever been called a Tease: ...it's completely untrue. Show me the evidence *hehe*
Ever been Beaten up: No, I do the arse kicking
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Happy, knowing I gave it all that I am
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ...still a woman?
What country would you most like to Visit: Hmm...so many... EVERYWHERE!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't get me started...light blue/aqua/green
Favourite Hair Color: Sun + surf blonde/light brown or dark dark dark
Short or Long Hair: Depends on the face, either.
Height:
Best Clothing Style: Really loved + faded to death jeans+t-shirt, laid back+stylish
Number of Drugs I have taken: Never interested
Number of CDs I own: Too many to guess, not sad enough to count
Number of Piercings: Just the usual
Number of Tattoos: I'm about to get my 23rd. Seriously. No, really.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not having formulated a potion for immortality yet.And just having eaten a whole bowl of Butterscotch Angel Delight...
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My Interests

Lotsa working out (mainly weights), inline skating (I'm novice, covered in bruises but yeeeow it's fun!), skiing, cinema, horseriding, piano, modelling, fashion, and yes I own lots of shoes! Languages, writing, philosophy and bullsh*t, living and loving.Taking a glorious bite out of the world...anything and everything that inspires and fires up the passion. High on that list is travel, travel, travel!! But of course, a few things come a little higher...............

I'd like to meet:

...me at 12. I'd tell myself everything I'd need to know!

Music:

Couldn't live without it...huge range from Tchaikovsky to anything that makes me wanna moooove - club dance, salsa - inspiring lyrics, Jamiroqaui, Jack Johnson, Remy Shand, Snow Patrol, Get Cape, The Kooks, Linkin Park, Morcheeba, Arctic Monkeys, Lenny Kravitz, Scissor Sisters, Aphex Twin, on + on...right through to dirty, dirty Rrrrammstein

Movies:

I'm a cinema addict + go at least twice a week (seriously!) so many to choose... from childish Disney slush, Little Mermaid-Kill Bill, American Beauty, Sin City, Clerks I+II-Art House-Saw-Requiem for a Dream, Irreversible (only film I've ever nearly walked out of. Glad I didn't-it's gut churning but worth the ride).

Television:

Bores me to tears. Would rather listen to music or go to cinema.

Heroes:

My brother - always was, always will be. My true friend, Maruska the crazy Czech chick, she saved my life. My DJay, who gives me so much more than he knows.