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*JerK rOCk*diNKie

Leper Messiah

About Me

Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate/ All who enter, abandon hope
Ozzy!!!I ♥ itCall me Dinkie, Yvonne, I-von, or Elena. I am nice till you do something i hate, which is very avoidable becuase i don't hate too many things. If you piss me off though yeah you fucked up. I hate waiting, stupid people, liers, instigators, religious freaks, two-faced jerks, and bitching. I went to Catholic school for 9 years and yeah it fuckin sucked. People there are assholes. Don't try talking to me about another other religion shit then mine because it just pisses me off. I love to hang out with my friends as much as i can and chill or party. I miss my dear friend Graig R. He is currently half ways around the world and i can't wait till he comes back to me. Kirby= funny to watch, always good to be around, SCOOP and ninja. Cesar aKa Chorizo= my man whore, book buddy, my lil white beaner and personal cheerer uper! Eric=been through everything and still cool, smartass, funny, M-e-eh!(miss him) Crystal=my "sister", partner in crime, just like me! I draw, paint, and all that artsy crap. I also like to read, if you say reading is for losers... sorry but your the fuckin loser. You probably don't read because you don't know how to. I have a thing for organizing shit, like really ORGANIZED! Some may say i have OCD but meh. Hmm anything else just ask. Hmm i trust people too quickly. I open up too much, later it back fires. I'll help you before i would ever try to help myself. I think hurting myself will somehow hurt you... im told that never works. I like to think it does though... thats the only card i have. I need new coping methods. Sadness, unfortunately, is the only emotion i can fully express. I hate losing friends, even if they don't think i've lost them i have. I think different... don't know if thats good or bad but its me....Yvonne. I'm trying everyday to be a better person but it's just to hard sometimes that i don't even want to try anymore and i just say fuck it and yeah BAH! Im tired of actually caring about what ever single person thinks about me. You can never please evryone and you know what i don't care anymore. If your coll then you know what goody for you but if all you do it bitch and make accusations then you know what do yourself a favor and just kill yourself right now because if not then someone else later will be do the rest of humanity a favor and do it for you! Hmm and i doubt that half the people i know will ataully read this cause for all they know i could be talking about cheese, which is awsome by the way, but yeah if you do read this your a better friend then you think. Or your just bored as fuck!

My Interests

Her EMOTION is also her WEAKNESSYou want forgiveness. Get religion!"I like drawing, painting, good quotes, when people get what they deserve, STRETCHING MY EARS WITH RANDOM THINGS, brushing my teeth, brushing my hair, getting my head scratched, POP CORN, the Midevil era, swords, writing poems, puns, Otter Pops, this to be balanced, people that can listen, make-up, eyes, Kit-Kats, nice people, sexy people, wine, boots, leather, fishnets, zippers, enchiladas, vampires, CANDY, Corndogs, my phone, soft things, shinny things, dancing when its right, randomness, SLEEPING, corsetts, lingere, whips, poking people in the eye, lots of blankets, Greek salads, Tortas, lights off, laughing, MUSIC, cooking, watching the History channel, making wierd voices, eating, funny words, talking to random people,WORKING OUT, making no sense, Tortas Las Glorias,plyaing in the sand(but hate how it gets EVERYWHERE!) anime, CHEESE, txting, swinging, guitar players, drummers, being sung to, fresh fruit, Peanut Butter Sandwiches, Cup of Noddles(with chili and lemon) talking on my phone,CRACKERS(cackers) my cat Salem, Jeeps, Motorcycles, trucks, sushi, vegetables, kissing, LUPE, LIZ, WESTLY, and yo MOMMMA!


Hate- JACKIE, HANG-OVERS, POLICE, managing to fuk it up everytime, bitches, liers, cheaters, two-faced people, sneezing, WAITING, drawn in eyebrows, whores, pimples, over-lazy people, muchers, too much sun, cleaning all the time!

I'd like to meet:

Someone to help me hide my scars.LAMB OF GOD!!!!
If he had arms he could kill himself... If she had legs she could run away... If I had courage i would end it all today!

Music:

Dayum... where to start.... >.0 OKie i love metal and it's so many different sub-genras, some not that familiar with or it just doesn't "fickle my tansy". I also like some other songs that are no where near metal, but it's cause they are flipping good songs. But yeah... some of the bands are ~~~>Dimmu Borgir, Gorgoroth, Aeon, Xasthur, SATANIC GROUNDS, Dethklok, Cannible Corpse, Kittie, Iced Earth, Otep, Slayer, Amon Amarth, Necrophagist, 3 Inches of Blood, Rage Against the Machine, The 69 Eyes, Mayhem, LAMB OF GOD, Judas Priest, W.A.S.P., Sublime, TatU (in Russian), Sinergy, Metallica(old school), Exodus, Billy Idol, Twisted Sister The Doors, Pink Floyd, Trivium, Deicide, Black Sabbath, Kreator, Immortal, Megadeath, Nine Inch Nails, KMFDM, Ministry, Tenacious D, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, Slipknot, Tool, Velvet Acid Christ, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Rolling Stones, Cradle of Filth, Santana, Queensryche, Queen, Pantera, Ozzy, Marilyn Manson, Led Zepplin, The Who, Dio, Ladytron, Korn, Job For A Cowboy, Iron Maiden, Guns N' Roses, Belphegor, Motorhead, Evanesance, Jane's Addiction, Alice In Chains, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lenny Kravitz, Flyleaf, Nightwish, Jack Off Jill, Combichrist, Deftones, The Dresden Dolls, Green Day (old) Dragonforce, The Cure, Queens of the Stoneage, Cattle Decapitation, ANTAGONIST, SOULESS DESIRES, Children of Bodom, Bob Marley, Bjork, Arch Enemy, Lacuna Coil, Resident Evil Soundtrack, Nightmare Before Christmas Soundtrack, Amy Winehouse, Christina Aguilera, War, The Eagles, Etta James, Elvis Crespo, HAPPY 2B HARDCORE ... and so much more i can't think fo right now.

Movies:

Kama Sutra, Memoires of a Geisha, Nightmare Before Christmas, Girl Interrupted, Saw I, Saw II, Hostile, 300, A Clockwork Orange, The Audition, Se7en But I'm A Cheerleader, Domino, Coyote Ugly, Girl Fight, Walk the Line, Ray, Finding Nemo, Resident Evil, Sin City, Gia, Gone In 60 Seconds, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Liar Liar, Ice Age, Lilo and Stitch, May, Psycho(original), Kids, Fools Rush In, Pitch Black, James and The Giant Peach, Donnie Darko, The Good Girl, Lemony Snickets: A Series of Unfortunate Events(The Bad Beginning), One Hour Photo, Hannible, Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, Van Helsing, Bubble Boy, Water Boy, Happy Gilmore, Willy Wonka, Beetlejuice, Alice in Wonderland, Dazed and Confused, Lost Boys, Mean Girls, Resident Evil, Queen of the Damned, Interview with the Vampire, Robots, Taking Lives, Real Women Have Curves, Constantine, White Oleander, Labirinth, Phantom of the Opera, The Craft

Television:

CSI, FUSE, ADULT SWIM, HISTORY CHANNEL, DISCOVERY CHANNEL, THE TUDORS, THE-N, SHI CHAN, HBO, AND INVADER ZIM

She's just so pretty in her pain.

Books:

My Darling My Hamburger, Of mice and Men, The Bluest Eye, Divine Comedy, Satan Burger, To Kill a Mocking Bird, 1984, etc. ...

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Heroes:

Camille , Chorizo, my grandma(NANA) , Rachel, and GRAIGEye Candy

My Blog

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Posted by *JerK rOCk*diNKie on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:45:00 PST

Girl on LSD

i was in love with a girl on marjuanashe said if "i'm that stoned i don't wana"but she got so paranoid her place i would avoidi was in love with a girl on marjuanai was in love with a girl on cocaines...
Posted by *JerK rOCk*diNKie on Sat, 17 May 2008 01:26:00 PST

CAUTION---- Result of Boredom

1. Introduce yourself.Yvonne Elena Suarez2. It's Thursday at noon, where are you usually?Home sleeping or maybe chilling with friends3. Who are the last four people to send you a text message?Ernesto,...
Posted by *JerK rOCk*diNKie on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:47:00 PST

Survey thingymajigy from Cris

Name?Age?Are we friends? How have I affected you?What do you think of me?How long do you think we will be friends?Do you love me?Do you have a crush on me?Would you kiss me?Would you hug me?Physically...
Posted by *JerK rOCk*diNKie on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 11:16:00 PST

The Rap

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.Noise noise noise.1 2 1 2 3 4 Noise noise noise.Smokin weed, smokin weed.Doin' coke, drinkin beers.Drinkin beers,...
Posted by *JerK rOCk*diNKie on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:47:00 PST

Assumptions

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditzI'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.I'm A...
Posted by *JerK rOCk*diNKie on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:37:00 PST

After it all

After it all i everyone will he good,After it all things will be as they should. Accept for the lovely girl in black,Her helpful comments she will want to take back. She will want someone also to hers...
Posted by *JerK rOCk*diNKie on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:40:00 PST

You wanna PARTY? then follow the rules

THE 7 PARTY COMMANDMENTS  1.)Thou shall not be stingy 2.)Thou shall not cockblock 3.)Thou shall never waste alcohol in vein 4.)Thou shall always put in. 5.)Thou shall never stop the music 6....
Posted by *JerK rOCk*diNKie on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 02:11:00 PST

no phone

=( no phone for a while! call me at my house...
Posted by *JerK rOCk*diNKie on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:13:00 PST

day

Today turned out the way i thaught it would. in the morning i tripped on my shoe on the way out of my room and across the hall to the bathroom and i ust knew it was going to be a bad day. I thaugt it ...
Posted by *JerK rOCk*diNKie on Wed, 17 May 2006 07:29:00 PST