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Kenneth Robert Esquire

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


I'm kind of like jesus, but not in a sacreligious way.

i also play in a live hip hop band here in chicago. check us out - right here .
Currently I am the music commentator and assistant technical producer for Mancow's Morning Madhouse. Check us out right here

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your girlfriend.

My Blog

Reverb Nation!

I put up all the Classy Janitor songs on Reverb Nation for free download. This is our new music project and we think its really fun. Download the tunes and tell me what you think? Thanks for check...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 02:37:00 GMT

Crucial Propaganda - Alien autopsy in the kitchen

Episode 1 - Alien autopsy in the kitchen
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:53:00 GMT

People think I’m ugly....


Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:30:00 GMT

Watch this video of me going to the bathroom.


Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:25:00 GMT

My heroes

It just occured to me that I've never written about my heroes.  There is a long list of people responsible for shaping the nature of the man you see before you today, but here is a brief list of ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 14:58:00 GMT

Step over the dead

It was a just a few days ago that I was posting a bulletin about how my friend Matt Haller was shot twice in the chest.  Now we're dealing with the aftermath of what is turning out to be&nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:25:00 GMT

So you want to be famous.

There is a great disillusion in America - we as the citizens of this fair nation have been lead to believe that being famous is the answer to all of our problems.  Well I'm here to shed some ligh...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 07:53:00 GMT

Start a band - get chicks

Gentlemen, I have cracked the code.  That's right  there's a secret to success with the better half of the species, and that secret is this: start a glam rock band. I decided recently that I wan...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:30:00 GMT

Men who wear jewelry

Hello again social misfits:  as you might have guessed by the subject - I'm going to talk today about men who wear jewelry.....specificaly my favorite guy in the world.....me!First of all - weari...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 15:40:00 GMT

I'm not as cool as you think I am

The truth is:  I'm just a huge nerd masquerading as a cool kid.  I like:-Sci Fi Films-Parody Songs-Monty Python-Jacking off to the sharper image catalog-reruns of 'Saved by the bell'Don't be...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:16:00 GMT