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CHUCK

About Me

PBR+Chicken Nuggets=Richmond Thanksgiving. Stella Artois+Microwave Country Fried Chicken Meal=Classy Richmond Thanksgiving

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Billy "Friggin" Mays, because I want 50 super sized buckets of Oxy Clean for 10 bucks. I also get 20 tubes of Mighty Putty, a lifetime supply of fish sticks and the cure for cancer if I call in the next 5 minutes!The guy from the 1985 movie "Mask," starring Cher. He is so dreamy. I bet he gets all the poon. I need to take notes.If you have four and a half minutes of free time PLEASE watch this. It is so bad it is good. Either the WORST song ever or the BEST. I can't decide. It is the most rubbish-laden, worthless piece of sonicly georgeous wonderment I have heard with thine own two ears. I cant take credit for finding this but this groovy little diddy has improved my life ten thousand percent or made it inherently worse. It is so ugly it is beautiful. Like an abstract painting. VIVA Chuggo!(the rapper in the video)

My Blog

The MySpace Road Less Traveled

In the long and/or winding road that is un-interpersonal communication I have oft, and moreso most recently recieved in verbal dictation...the thing people did before there was such thing as the intra...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 22:43:00 GMT

No Country For Old Men(with long hair)

      In the pitiful, suffering, gastric bypass that is a man's life, he hits a point, a point that he should recognize. This point is obvious, much like when you see chlidren crossing a street...slow...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 22:11:00 GMT

Hey, let me grab one of those

I am a humble man of humble means. I do however, always manage to have beer and cigarettes. Why do you ask...because they are fucking neccesary! Nothing pinches my loaf, shocks my taint or sours ...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 04:38:00 GMT

Mini-Blog...Made Up Survey

I hate surveys as evidanced by a previous post. Here is a made up one with terrible answers. Enjoy. Any new hobbies?-Yes, I enjoy pleasuring myself while watching the show Dangerous Catch on the Disco...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:15:00 GMT

Valentines Day Poem(Sonnet)

     Like two years ago I was taking a poetry class to fufill an upper division literature credit for school. Around Valentine's Day we were assigned to write a sonnet. A sonn...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:39:00 GMT

Stones vs. Beatles

10 reasons the Rolling Stones are better than the Beatles 1.) Keith Richards. Quite possibly the coolest specimen of cells, tissue, bone fragment, heroin, Marlboros, booze and amusing quotes ever asse...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 21:21:00 GMT

Eight Days Late

No, not eight days late as in a delayed period(girls) or eight days late as in a post-dated welfare check(guys)., but a belated birthday to one of the BEST musicians that has ever graced the green soi...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:23:00 GMT

Survey Says...nobody cares

    Many of you like posting surveys. A slight, albeit, introspective look into all your inner wheelings and/or dealings. It is in my opinion that these are juvenile, self serving excer...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:59:00 GMT

Gettin it...Blog 7

    A great, noble and sage-like friend of mine sent me to a link where some writer critisizes the new trend of putting Apple stickers on your car. I guess this is done to show you own ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 01:39:00 GMT

Abbreviations

Whilst watching Maury Povich the other day my miserable life was made ten pence better because the shows topic was obese children. I am not talking about that husky 10 year old that played catcher for...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:47:00 GMT