How to shower:Men VS. Women |
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according tolights and darks.Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband alongthe way, c...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 13:35:00 GMT |
20 ways to matain a healthy level of insanity |
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.2. Page yourself over the Inter...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 12:16:00 GMT |
blowjob etiquette |
BLOWJOB ETIQUETTE (BY A FEMALE)1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.2. Extension to rule .1 - So if you get one, be grateful.3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 12:15:00 GMT |
challenge to succeed!!!!! |
CHALLENGE TO SUCCEED!..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
1. Always do more than you are paid for.
2. Face your fears.
3. Exercise your will ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 19:49:00 GMT |
MOVING FORWARD |
Have you ever had someone say something to you that made you take a step back and look at your current situation? They make you realize you have been going down the wrong path. If it wasn't for that o...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 19:47:00 GMT |
i am promising myself daily |
(Start) I AM PROMISING MYSELF DAILY:
I am so strong that nothing can disturb my peace of mind!
I am talking health, happiness and prosperity to every person I meet!
I am making all my friends and fami...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 12:28:00 GMT |
things you wish you could say at work |
Things You'd Love to Say at Work, but Can't..mstheme-->
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.3. How ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:48:00 GMT |
99 ways to impress your girlfriend |
99 Ways to Impress Your Girlfriend
1. Tea bag - As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An o...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 09:40:00 GMT |
interesting health facts... |
Interesting health factsCurrent mood: productive
Interesting health facts that I didn't write
Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her cloth...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:53:00 GMT |
50 things men wish women knew.... |
50 things men wish women knew...
1. If you want to cuddle after sex go buy a teddy bear.
2. Swallow! Don't start the race if you ain't gonna finish it.
3. While giving a hand job please rem...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:45:00 GMT |
