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About Me

My story is quite the tale to tell ! Once I wished to edjucate the world through my vast knowledge of every thing. It seemed to simple to achieve this as President of the United States . My best and dearest friend and running mate Alabaster was murdered and the blame placed on me! GHASTLY INDEED! I was wrongfully found guilty and sentenced to death 3 times by firing squad, Electric chair, and leathal injection ( see my blogs ). I survived all 3 and was released on a technicality.They never read my rights. Now that this is all in the past I'm back on the campaign trail to the WHITE HOUSE IN 2008!!!! Some other things about me: Well what's to tell, I love everything Swedish even though I'm not from there! Teaching children right from wrong thats my job. I dont like violence but recently have become a fan of the Minnesota Vikings. Their Norlandic heretige makes me cheer them on not to mention their big, shiney, sparkling, purple helmets! I drive a 1969 VW van which I converted into a hybrid that runs on a combination of spring water ( from Sweden ) and my urine. It gets 6 miles to the gallon but it's eco friendly! On occasion I tend to go on a bit of a weekend bender which involves me drinking vodka and running naked through the town at night. I use phrases such as "Odd's Botkins" "ghastly" "E'gads" "What the Dicken's?" and "You'll rue the day!" I feel I also must share my deep affection to Jackie Onasis or simply Jackie "O". Not only did she wreak of noble grace, but also had such an enchanting fasion style! God bless you Jackie O'! Now I hope you wont be intimidated by my superior intelect as you will all find that compared to me on the evolutionary chain you've all the inteligence of a nematoad. George Bush is ruining my life! I also like long walks on beaches, sunsets and Billium! Let me remind you that I'm not Swedish but I'm so smart I should be!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Transient Being of light BILLIAMUS, Ghandi, any or all members of the group ABBA. The king of Sweden. Byorn Borg, The sweedish gold medal Olympic hocky team. Lorna Doone - I luv her cookies! George Bush face to face ! Mind you I fancy myself quite the pacifist but I'd give him quite the demoralizing finger shaking and possibly a "Shame shame everybody knows your name!" Let's see him recover from that verbal assault! Dirty rotten scoundrel !Claus Tours his Mistletoe Shop

My Blog

For all or any new commers?

Welcome to my blog! I would love to update some of you on my political aspirations and setbacks. Firstly I began this campaign many months ago and had chosen poor poor Alabaster Sebastian Hardwic as M...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:45:00 GMT

Shvenn addresses the American people!!!

"Applause" ; Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Alabaster Sebastian Hardwic. You make us all proud.On behalf of the great T...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 23:07:00 GMT

New Shvenn tune!

Composers name withheld .............Sung to the tune of "The Ballad of Jed Clampett" Or the Beverly Hillbilly's which ever your familliar with?Come and listen to my story bout' a man named Shvenn,A f...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 20:03:00 GMT

Rappin' Shvenn ! Yo Yo Yo !!!

: I would like to thank Christa Lee. , one of my most loyal counterparts in our election, for this little diddy about your's truely! It is off the hizzy ! Remember to vote for Shvenn & Hardwic ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:45:00 GMT

This is serious!

Knock , knock ... Who's there? .. Time, .... Time who? TIME FOR A CHANGE !!!!! Friends, followers, and countrymen ... lend me your ears. 4 weeks and 7 hours ago I brought unto this great nation m...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 20:25:00 GMT

Shvenn doesn't fear the

In long shot 2008 presidential bid, Shvenn touts value of experienceBy Amanda Hugginkiss, Associated PressNew faces take reins at the CapitolNEW YORK Libertarian, Shvenn wants you to know he is runn...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 22:40:00 GMT

Why do we need Shvenn for president?

America is in real trouble, and most Americans know it. The great majority of Americans agree: We are on the wrong track. Things are getting worse, not better. If you don't believe me, look at your pa...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 18:50:00 GMT

Shvenn for President 2008!

Body: !!!!THE SHVENN 2008 CAMPAIGN!!!!"In 2008 SHVENN would be great!"We're getting started early, and you can help!It would seem that the powers that be are onto my little secret and erased my bul...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 20:24:00 GMT

Shvenns , T'was the night before Christmas

T'was the night before Christmas in the cabin of Shvenn,where he tried to keep thoughts of good will towards all men.Shvenn boiled cabbage naked all through the night,He stood crouched by the stove, w...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:45:00 GMT

I feel it's time for a change!

The following political anouncement has been payed for by the friends and supporters of SHVENN By Dan BalzWashington Post Staff WriterMonday, November 20th, 2006; Page A01 Mr.Shvenn, T...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 19:24:00 GMT