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BOB DOLE!!!

About Me

Hello I'm John. I hate everybody so don't mail me unless I know you. I was a peer councilor so if you got issues mail me and talk. Other then that I ain't got much to say. Have a good one.

My Interests

Video games, Yelling at aliens^^HOLY SHIT^^

I'd like to meet:

Jim Gaffigan, Korn, Rob zombie, David spade, and Conan o Brian, Simon pegg. { color: rgb(0, 0, 110); font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none;

Music:

Everything but country.

Movies:

Jack ass 1-2.5, Texases Chain-saw massacre Anything to do with nerdy stuff.

Television:

Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe (Hes my hero), Myth busters (James a Super Hero, and Adams the Strange super villain), Survivor man (UP YOURS BARE), Sea lab 2021, Robot chicken, Frisky dingo (BOOSH), ATHF, Family guy, The Simpson's, American dad, Futurama, Top gear, and many more.

Books:

The zombie survive guide, Underworld, World War Z.

Heroes:

Conan'O brain, Jim Gaffigan, bill Gates, Rob zombie, Simon Pegg, Techno-Viking, and many more.

My Blog

Am I dumb, Am I going to go to hell or soemthing?

So I'm doing some drawing and homework at my desk. And I got a massage from a buddy of mine. I'm not going to post his name or anything like that. but apparently it was his turn to try and convert me....
Posted by ELpork on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:20:00 PST

Dear all random band losers

DON'T SEND ME RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS!! If I liked your music I would request to be your friend. you requesting for fans makes you seem even more suck-tabular then you already are....
Posted by ELpork on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:39:00 PST

What the hell is going on with music.

Now I know I have no place telling anybody what to blast your eardrums out to. But some of this shit is becoming ridicules.Techno: the only style that’s solid at the moment. If you ask me they a...
Posted by ELpork on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:12:00 PST

2 girls one............... Ohhh god

I HATE ALL WHO TOLD ME ABOUT THAT. EWWWWWWWWWW GOD CURIOSITY GOT THE BETTER OF ME.... SICK, I HATE OUR CULTURE.
Posted by ELpork on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:38:00 PST

Pepole I HATE!!

Im sick and tired of being vented on and I need a fucking chance to vent. If you know me at all you know that I never ever vent on anybody and I will let you vent on me all day long if you want to. No...
Posted by ELpork on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:29:00 PST

Are we that lazy?

Ok we can not be this lazy pepole. I have seen sooo many pepole wearing Pajama bottoms and slippers that its like the world has turned into one big ass slumber party. WHAT THE HELL. Is their not enofe...
Posted by ELpork on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 02:50:00 PST

I am Dr. Jackal

...Hello. its me again. ... . well who else would it be. Any way Today was a baaaad day for me starting at lunch and then escilating on to the bus. But I got that allll Behind me and now I want to mak...
Posted by ELpork on Sat, 19 May 2007 05:24:00 PST

Pep Fest

Happy 4/20 Every body. I'm gonna Start this off with the simple statement that this is more fucking venting. now its all about pep fest. Well the one we had today.LIES:I know this dose not apply to ev...
Posted by ELpork on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:45:00 PST

Why?

I have a question for any body who is in or has been in High school. What the fuck is with pepole. They want to be taken Seriously but they they act like they are retarded. EX: we were talking about t...
Posted by ELpork on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:55:00 PST

Games that DEMAND your respect

Im sick and tired of pepole complanin that thare arnt any good games out for the old systems. Then I ask if they have even played Mario strikers and they look at me like Im speekin spanish. So Ive dec...
Posted by ELpork on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:45:00 PST