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MC CART!

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I like to make NOISE and in CART! I can do it very LOUD!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

God and Wilford Brimley. John Stockton and Karl Sagan. Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris. Satan and Santa. Kurt Cobain and Capt Crunch. 2pac and Richard Simmons. Charles Manson and Walt Disney. Jesus Christ and Dick Buttkiss. Weird Al and Leo Da Vinci. Ed Gein and the Pope. Jimi Hendrix and Superman. Hitler and the Easter Bunny. Englebert Humperdink and King Kong. Lead Belly and Phil Collins. Babe Ruth and Don Ho. The Beatles and The Monkees. Moses and Chuck E Cheese. David Hasselhoff and Your Momz!

My Blog

Why Provo SUX! Part Tres (Revenge of the blog)!

Alrighty then....Here I go once again Y'all. Round 3 on why Provo sux is now ready fo yo headz, but only if all Y'all headz R ready fo it! Buckle up 'cause the ride could get bumpy...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:23:00 GMT

Why Provo SUX ! "II" (part Deux!)

Yes! The long await is finally now over! Here it is "Part II" of my blog on why Provo sucks. I have gotten alot of feedback from all kinds of CART!heads frum not only Happy Valley, but alot of places ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 14:11:00 GMT

My karma ran over yur dogma! (Holidaze)

So the holidaze R finally over and it could have not cum a second sooner! Or is it a second later? Dunno? (like Smoosh ya know?) Well anywhoz it is alwayz a hetic tyme fur all and when they end,  ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:47:00 GMT

Karma is a bitch!

The old sayin is true y'all. "Karma is a bitch" Well I put up my lil blog or rant 'bout Provo and why it sux so bad and 2 of my latest blogs were deleted. When it says DO NOT HIT BACK, I should h...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:47:00 GMT

Why Provo SUX!

Reason #1 Lame bands and man, Provo has lots of them Yall. Now every scene has a bunch of crap bands, so U might B askin whats new? U may also ask "shit U can just look at music in general 2 know...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 13:16:00 GMT

Blog Schmog!

Blogz R lame! If U R reading this then U R lame! Who reads this shit anyway? Get a life and stay outta mine! No... I am just kiddin. PLEASE!!! Please delve into my personal garbage. PLEASE!!! Ple...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:32:00 GMT

Momos know how 2 party!

"I wish my lawn was Emo.....so then it would cut itself!" Shit rite 'bout now my lawn is covered in a blanket of crummy ass snow! So I wish it was Spring! Spring hell it is not even Winter yet. D...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:41:00 GMT

CART! people either love us or hate us. Or kind of like us!

It is sunday so I feel I must speak my mind once again. Letz share our testimony and spread da gospel. I am really feelin da spirit today. I know CART! is the one and only true band and prof...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 14:25:00 GMT

Buy one shoe get one free!

So we git back frum a short weekend tour of CO and have a show booked at Mixed Emotions in SLC. Just the name alone should have clued us in2 what was in-store. Max CART!s good bud frum way back in da ...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 18:45:00 GMT

Rocky Mtn. High!

Colorado was sweet! CART! has now broken thru Grand Junction. GJ is a must fur a band like us, who do small regional indie tourz! The cities around the west R really far frum each other so U need 2 st...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 19:11:00 GMT