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sarah

MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW

About Me

still in milwaukee... somethings wrong with that. next stop AUSTIN TEXAS. practice makes perfect. prodigy in all that i have never done. "i like yellow mustard you like dijon"oh yeah, FICKLE

My Interests

everything once, maybe twice, being vague

I'd like to meet:

someone who can finish crossword puzzles.in a dream someone who could finish a new york times end of the week crossword puzzle. dangi will settle for the journal on a friday.

Music:

where is erykah badu at. the smiths. can't get over that r&b, karaoke. backwards bass, any bell, surf goth. s'n the d. pretty ricky, pretty willie, anything that sounds like a beep or a boop or a bop, all i need is a boom clack. the SCARECROW, ginu(w)fine, aaliyah, mixtapes, mixtapes, mixtapes, noise, howling, gothic rain, bauhaus, deven zender, dooooowop, i got five on it means im in the right place, or is it the wrong? dusty vinyl and scratched cd's. i'ma piss on you music.

Movies:

nothing but trouble, the burbs, dream a little dream, david lynch, hot fuzz, texas chainsaw massacre TWO. HORROR HORROR GORE HORROR, vagina's that eat people

Television:

oz. over and over and over again. project runway, stupid vh1 everything, all that, roseanne, this american life, seinfeld, cathouse, planet earth, the news when it's about racine.

Books:

spanish to english, fiber art anything, my autobiography.

Heroes:

jesus and gary busey."Son Of a Bitch Everything's Real"and my truckin cat, grandma splinter face weezy bee.

My Blog

phone number

i have one, go figure, call 262-385-2103, i lost allll my numbers call me up, if youre pranking, it better be good. 
Posted by sarah on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:32:00 PST

lurk.josh.lurk.

..> 1. scissoring A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs (like two pairs of scissors) and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Als...
Posted by sarah on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:37:00 PST

poetry in motion

i guess i'll update every season, this winter will be a smoke free one, hopefully since i give into any temptation my body wants, taking away the biggest one will put me in the right directions, i gue...
Posted by sarah on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:35:00 PST

"you're not fat .....you're just ....healthy"

sweet, it's nice out, hopefully forever now it's time to lose the winter thickness, and get all buckwild on your ass. except now i dont have the weather to blame everything on. at least i still have ...
Posted by sarah on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:02:00 PST

don't tell erykah

i did karaokee for the first time ever last night, i felt like i could get addicted to it, i sang erykah badu - on and on. next me and deven will do "twisted" by keith sweat. at one point i got a "woo...
Posted by sarah on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:59:00 PST

hair.

i think people are secretly cutting/burning large pieces of my hair out. unless im balding, i'm too young for that! i dont bleach enough for that, it's bad enough i look like the dutch boy painter now...
Posted by sarah on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:02:00 PST

hello friends

so, basically... i have the fullest of full time jobs ever, and it's like 30 minutes away from my house, i need to find a new job, does anyone have anything fun for me? okay enough with the classified...
Posted by sarah on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:39:00 PST

someone let me move in with them, out of state.

just so your updated, i'm still fucking my life up, i'm still semi-homeless, and i'm still not learning my lesson. hopefully you my friends are better at living than i.
Posted by sarah on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 10:51:00 PST

random

holy whoa dude... holllly whooooo-a-a-a-a fuck christmas, i want a christmas tree, i will decorate it with swedish fish, and have red lights. i will set my fish tank next to it, to scare him awake...
Posted by sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sloppy joes.

it's like starting a new day at school. today i dont feel like i have the ability to make friends, not that i'm good at it any other day, i just feel especially bad, and if someone says their soup is ...
Posted by sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST