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Kristina

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About Me

Hey I'm Kristina... Some choose to call me Beavers... I go to school, work for the man, go out, watch Nick Cannon movies, use ellipses... Yah heard...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Those who can make me laugh and who do not have issues with spelling or apostrophes...

Music:

mostly whatever shit annoyed me last week on the radio that i now enjoy... though there are many exeptions that annoy me always (to the left to the left!) and some that do not need to wear me down:

Movies:

i am a movie snob

Television:

most days i forget i even own a TV... however...

Books:

to kill a mockingbird, catcher in the rye, the shining, trainspotting, the witches, maniac magee, breakfast at tiffanys, the princess bride, the outsiders, farewell to arms, stuff by david sedaris.......... actually i'm illiterate

Heroes:

Walter Cronkite (the other Dub C)and VSQUAD

My Blog

3 Point Blog

1. Ok so I was watching Kathy Griffin standup on my tiny wee television, and it went to commercial... NEXT THING I KNOW there is this woman giving birth doggy style in an inflatable pool!!! I forgot...
Posted by Kristina on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:09:00 PST

Ew..

Why do rich people have the ugliest dogs? Like yorkies and greyhounds and poodles... Seriously...
Posted by Kristina on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 12:15:00 PST

go figure

You Are AnimalA complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.But you sure can beat a good drum."Kill! Kill!"The Muppet Pers...
Posted by Kristina on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 06:17:00 PST

Keanu Reeves

A List of Things Keanu has Ruined for me:1. Buses2. Lake Houses3. The Fall Season 4. Surfing5. Leather6. "Excellent"7. "Big Poppa"-Notorious B.I.G.
Posted by Kristina on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 06:44:00 PST

???

Why can't Paula Abdul pack her own sweats! Jesus, what a dumb bitch!
Posted by Kristina on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:44:00 PST

Coffin $1

Reply to: [email protected]: 2007-07-01, 3:42PM PDTI have a coffin in my garage and I need it gone. Its in okay condition and would be great for something or to use for a cheap funeral...
Posted by Kristina on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:37:00 PST

quick question...

so i saw a commercial about a women who trains dogs for the "sight impaired"... is the word "blind" really now in the "colored", "oriental" etc. lock box?? dude that's so... "mentally challenged"...
Posted by Kristina on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:11:00 PST

dmx is to jet li...

... as nas is to:a. steven segalb. jean claude van damec. arnold swarzarafuckifiknowhowtospellitd. james van der beek
Posted by Kristina on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 02:59:00 PST

earlier i was...

... behind a car whose plate said "zilf".... ZEBRA I'D LIKE TO FUCK??
Posted by Kristina on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:03:00 PST

babies are...

stupid... and gross... yet baby clothes are adorable...
Posted by Kristina on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:59:00 PST