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Amy

i'm the only pea in my peapod

About Me

I'm one of the most boring people I've ever met...but then, I don't get out much. Some people tell me I'm the funniest person they've ever met. But when I ask them "Funny ha ha, or funny weird?" they change the subject.

My Interests

1. SLEEP 2. FOOD 3. Watching telvision 4. Bacteria 5. Naps 6. Star Wars 7. 10,000 other things that don't come readily to mind.

I'd like to meet:

Rush Limbaugh--you either love him or hate him. I simply adore him.
Brad Pitt--is there a girl who doesn't?
My Future Love Interest--there's got to be someone out there dumb enough to love me.

Music:

I guess it's about time I actually put some music here. So here it goes: Weezer, Jimmy Eat World, Third Day, Incubus, Death Cab for Cutie, The White Stripes, Audioslave, Bush (though I don't often admit it), Chopin, Coldplay, Weird Al, The Cranberries, The Decemberists. Yeah, that's good enough.

Movies:

Ocean's 11, Monty Python (Holy Grail), Princess Bride, Home Fries, Condorman, Pirates of the Caribbean, So I Married an Axe Murderer, and most likely a few more.

Television:

I don't currently have TV, but if I did I'd watch anything that involves prying into other peoples' lives. And "24".

Books:

Currently "The Iliad", although I also recommend the Bible, anything by Ray Bradbury or Roald Dahl. And randomly enough, "Uncle Tom's Cabin" (it sorta has a bad rep I know, but I think it's worth the read)

Heroes:

The person(s) who invented anti-inflammatories and Benedryl (best sleep aid ever!)

My Blog

Mt. Dew Is A Dangerous Thing (I think it's the Yellow 5)

It's been awhile since I've blogged. But the fan mail begging me to blog has gotten out of control so here you go: Today at my semi-new job I attended a seminar entitled "Avoiding Sexual Harassment". ...
Posted by Amy on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:54:00 PST

Chivalry ! Strikes Again

I went to get my oil changed today. It was snowing and cold and normally I would not have ventured forth from my house to imperil my life on the icy streets of Spokane (especially on my day off), but ...
Posted by Amy on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 10:00:00 PST

I'm back

Ok, so I'm back. I have to write really quickly because I don't know when this internet connection will expire. So, please excuse any spelling or grammatical errors. China was amazing! It was a g...
Posted by Amy on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 08:07:00 PST

Bread! Blessed Bread!

so a little bit of stuff i forgot to say before. we had our first cockroach in our hotel room. jordana said from the bathroom "hey there's a little cockroach in here". i said "oh! let me take a pictur...
Posted by Amy on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 06:36:00 PST

First week o' China

Wow. So, I'm in CHINA!!! craziness. it didn't really hit until yesterday when i was standing in the pouring rain in the middle of a basketball court surrounded by my students and looking at the incred...
Posted by Amy on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:26:00 PST

China

Hey Ya'll, Just so you're all on the same page, here is all the info for China that I have: We are leaving on Wednesday the 12th at 9:50 am from Spokane to go to Portland, from Portland to Tokyo, Toky...
Posted by Amy on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 04:33:00 PST

You know it's a slow day when....

You know it's a slow day at work when you keep drinking water because going to the bathroom is the only thing you have to do. 
Posted by Amy on Thu, 18 May 2006 01:32:00 PST

She called out a warning...

Dear Readers, Do NOT be naive like me. Should you ever lose your cell phone or have it stolen, call immediately and have it suspended. My sister (who lives in Illinois) lost her cell phone (which I pa...
Posted by Amy on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 04:04:00 PST

So....I got "married"

So, the long awaited blog on my exploits into that thing known as holy wedlock. I got married on Sunday the 15th of January at 2:00 (or so), to a guy who asked me to marry him on the 13th of January a...
Posted by Amy on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 04:23:00 PST

Warning: This Blog Is About Nothing

Hello Kiddos, I have absolutely nothing to write about, but somehow feel compelled to blog. But there's still time to avoid reading a bunch of mindless drivel. You can stop reading now. But, for those...
Posted by Amy on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 12:58:00 PST