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About Me

Unknown to the citizens of sleepy city Pensacola there lurk creatures that hunger for the blood of mankind. It is my craft, as a professional vampire hunter and occult scholar, to track these cold, fiendish creatures and slay them in their stone-laden coffins. While it's not exactly a paying profession, I enjoy my pursuit in ensuring a peaceful life for the rest of humanity. As an individual, I take pride and honor in my duties even at the risk of my own life, and do not need credit to know that I'm doing good for mankind in tracking these blood-hungry monsters. It has been a calling for me all my life since I first watched Bram Stoker's Dracula as a child and realized the hideous nature of these 'romantic' creatures. I announced loudly to the world thence forth that I would forever be watchful for such beings trespassing into the realm of humanity, and to ensure an efficient passage back in to their graves they dug out of. I may not look like much as a person, but you would be surprised what an individual can accomplish with proper effort and focus.
Vampires beware!

My Interests

Accents, Bad 80's References, Casual Drinking, Corny Jokes, Dark Jokes, DIY Ethics, Fantasy, Gothic Culture, Loitering, Liscense Plates, Movie Going, Music Shows, Philosophy, Punk, Religions, Roleplaying Games, Romance, Supernatural, Traveling, and more.

I'd like to meet:

Artists, eccentrics, intellectuals, madmen (and madwomen), musicians, poets, writers, vampire hunters, and more.

Music:

45 Grave, Adam and the Ants, Adolescents, Agent Orange, Alien Sex Fiend, Bauhaus, the Birthday Party, Buzzcocks, Christian Death, Cinema Strange, David Bowie, the Damned, Devo, the Dickies, the Clash, the Cure, Guttermouth, Husker Du, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Interpol, Joy Division, the Misfits, Minor Threat, Naked Raygun, the Ramones, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Southern Death Cult, Specimen, Theatre of Ice, Television, TSOL, the Vandals, the Velvet Underground, and more.

Movies:

24 Hour Party People, American Beauty, An American Werewolf in London, Big Trouble in Little China, Blade Runner, the Call of Cthulhu, Dark City, Darkman, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands, Event Horizon, the Evil Dead, Fallen, Fire in the Sky, Hackers, the Hunger, Interview with the Vampire, In the Mouth of Madness, Killer Klowns from Outerspace, Krull, the Jerk, the Lonely Guy, Lost Boys, Mallrats, the Matrix, the Mothman Prophecies, Mystery Men, Near Dark, Necromonicon, the Ninth Gate, Office Space, Reanimator, Return of the Living Dead, SLC Punk, Shadow of the Vampire, Sid and Nancy, Suburbia, Space Balls, Spies Like Us, Suicide Club, the Thing, Trainspotting, Tron, Uzumaki, Vampire's Kiss, Vanilla Sky, and more.

Television:

Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Heroes, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, and more.

Heroes:

Heraclitus, Lao Tzu, Sean Manchester, Socrates, Vampire Hunter D

My Blog

Drive

I stand at the shore of an island gazing off into distant horizon at a faint object. This thing...it appears different everytime I look at it, taking on different shapes and sizes depending upon ...
Posted by Josephus on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:23:00 PST

Illusion

I try to lift above, but in the end I know I only fall.All I see are stop signs and closed doors.Days were spent dreaming and now it's time.If only I could bring myself to the right state of mind.I wi...
Posted by Josephus on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:53:00 PST

Even in Death

Dear Redder,If you want the past so badly then go gaze into a mirror. I'm sorry, but the dog has ate your moment. Then there is Will, but he faintly died on hindsight. What is Will when Will is basica...
Posted by Josephus on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 01:23:00 PST

Huh?

Fuck being write, let's be rong.The truth is the space between all things.Know thy self and all that yak. Yakkity yak.Kaos gives birth to gods and their children,Gods birth mankind, and mankind create...
Posted by Josephus on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 12:19:00 PST

Memorial Day and so on

This weekend was pretty relaxed. If Memorial Day is any example, I spent most of it getting some clothes and then sitting around on the porch drinking wine and reading a book. Later that night me and ...
Posted by Josephus on Tue, 27 May 2008 11:17:00 PST

Side Note Infinite

While the previous ramble was about gods please do not be mistaken that it was in totality a statement regarding religious thought. The same game can be played with everything else, and you want to kn...
Posted by Josephus on Sun, 25 May 2008 07:12:00 PST

Ramble on Reality: Part Infinite

What if it's all true and all false? Consider that the gods - Christian, Hindu, whatever - are each real and false.The idea is not a single entity theory, but rather a complex array of realities that ...
Posted by Josephus on Sun, 25 May 2008 06:33:00 PST

A speedily-written ramble on slowing down

I can be a patient person, but because I am patient does not mean that I'm not excitable. Here lies the catch. When excited, I can be eager to consume...consume, and...consume. It's a problematic beha...
Posted by Josephus on Sat, 17 May 2008 08:23:00 PST

Frustration

I feel like ripping someone's head off and shitting down their throat.
Posted by Josephus on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:28:00 PST

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Forgetting Sarah Marshall was a pretty funny movie. Yeah.
Posted by Josephus on Sun, 11 May 2008 10:53:00 PST