charley [radtastic]

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[j'aime:]
Al pacino
Alone time
anthony hopkins
Apple butter
Axe© voodoo
Being called “mister”
Biting my neck ;D
Books
broccoli and cheddar
burt's bees©
Carrots
Cheese
Chuck close
Coffee with a straw
Cold weather
Cooking
Crazy socks
Denture toothpaste
Driving
Fine cigars
Freckly shoulders
Gap
Grape jelly
Grapes
Hair pulling ;D
Hipbones
“I Love Lucy”
Indian food
Internet
Kashi© oatmeal
Keeping a journal
Keys
Laughter
Literacy
magic gloves
Messy hair
Movies
msnbc
Music!
My handwriting
my mom wearing vans
Old navy
Old people
Peanut butter
Piercings
Politics
Puppies
Ramen noodles
Robin Williams
Sesame street
Shorts
Singing really loud in my car
Skinny boys
Standard transmissions
Swimming
talk radio
Tattoos
Thrift store shirts
vitamin Water
Walking
wierd shirts
wife-beaters
[je déteste:]
Arrogance
Beef
Being patronized
Being sick
Bossiness
Bullshit
Clowns
Dressing up
Hot weather
Idiocy
Impatience
Intolerance
Jealousy
Meaningless sex
Mumbling
My innate detachment
Pants
Pointless rebellion
Religious zealots
school zones
screaming kids
Shoes
Silence
Sleep
Slow drivers
Sweat
working for a living
i've been alive for nineteen years and change. i am hilarious, and my personality is infectious. i'm clever, fast witted, and steadfast. i'm smarter than i look, and i'm not afraid to use it. i do not suffer fools, and i refuse to be classified as anything other than mind-blowing. my views on "the meaning of life" are as follows: i believe that only because our brains can process sights, smells, tastes, sensations, and sounds, they exist. to understand that power and realize that everything that you love is, in theory, a manifestation of your own personal perception of it is pure harmony. i'm sort of an elitist. :] there's one person that intimidates me, mentally, and he's my brother, william. he's scary smart, but he uses it for good. i'm a photographer. i'm obsessive compulsive. i stutter sometimes, and it drives me crazy. i generally don't capitalize things. mhm. i don't straighten my hair, and i don't wear any makeup. whenever it's remotely feasible, i don't wear pants. :] i'm hard to please. that was a statement and a warning in one. if you leave me a comment that says "you're hot" i will deny it. that's cliche and annoying. i weigh exactly 104 pounds. that's not very much, and i'm aware. i hate being told i'm skinny. that makes me hate people. i hatched 13 March 1988, and i have long fingers. and long eyelashes. and long conversations. IM me sometime. i love new people. unless they're bonkers. and even then, sometimes. ramen soup in a cup makes me feel romantic. indian food is amazing and addicting. music is five hundred times better through headphones. i think people take things too seriously, and should lighten up. i wanna write a book. & take pictures for TIME & travel all over--specifically Morocco--& own a coffee shop called "charley's coffee and time machines (est. 3075)." i love to read. Kurt Vonnegut is my favourite author. blankets is my favourite book. Kurt Vonnegut didn't write it. my favourite color is a three way tie between red-orange, charteuse/green, and charcoal grey. i have dreams about my own funeral remarkably often. i always put periods at the end of my sentences. even if they're half sentences. sometimes, i get pissy for no reason. but usually, i'm pretty happy. i have stretch marks and too many moles. but, i think i'm at least reasonably attractive. if you don't think so, then there's really no need to crush my hopes & dreams, right? also, i'm a mean bastard when i'm angry. callous is the word. i'm blunt in general, and if i don't like you, you'll know it in a quick minute. promise. i love to go as fast as i possibly can in general. driving, talking, thinking. speed is addicting. so are tattoos and piercings. i think drugs are an overall bad idea. i smoke. and i know i'm gunna die. but it won't necessarily be from that. i don't drink, but that doesn't mean i wouldn't ever. i really don't like it when people say "life is short." life is the longest thing you'll ever do. come on! i want to live in a house with one too many bedrooms. that way, i can constantly change the purpose of that room. because we all need a little change once in a while. especially me. i love to talk about things that boggle people's minds. i'm intelligent, but lack initiative. given one million dollars and no restrictions, i'd go to college. then i think i would buy a new car, and a house. my house with an extra bedroom would be in Texas, definitely. most likely the dfw area. downtown in a tiny, modern loft sounds like me. also, i like to make random loud noises and scare people. i'm not intimidating physically, so i learned to act like i'm dangerous. but i don't think i'd ever really kill someone. all my friends think i'm really tall, but in actuality, i just have a lot of short friends. that makes me smile. i like short people. i also like really tall people. and average people too. in that order. sometimes, i dance naked. but only when no one is home and there's good music. i'm really afraid to hit on guys, because i'm always afraid they're gunna be hetero and get all wierd. there aren't any hot gay guys in my area. well, there are, but they're all taken. :[ i think that if there were 10 guys in a room, and nine were gay, i'd choose the hot hetero one. i take showers so hot my skin is red afterward. and i like it. i think that the word rad is rad. also, archaic terms should be revived. colloquially speaking, i'm just an artsy fartsy kid who wears tight pants. generally speaking, i'm a nerd mixed with an artist, mixed with a little bit of radditude. nineties adult alternative makes me wanna just thrash around and scream things i wouldn't want my gramma to hear. she's one of those really cool short people. i have a fetish of sorts for teeth. they don't have to be perfect, they just have to be...there. and nice-ish. i dunno. i'd have to see the teeth to say if they're hot or not. i also like flat stomachs. and hands! and hair! and belly buttons! they're neat. and i like lip rings. they're nifty. i had one! i plan on getting it redone. i love random facts that no one really cares about. they are fantastic to start a conversation, and many times, a good friendship. samoa has 4 airports and no military, and it takes 4 hours to hard-boil an ostrich egg. use those in conversation. i love having conversations with random people in public places. you can meet such awesome people in such average places. try it, you're bound to like it. i'm gunna add lots more to this eventually. until then, talk to me so i can think of cool stuff.
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