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About Me

My Name is George W. Bush, I got this real cool job as prezident of the United States! I enjoy spending about 300 days a year on vacation at my Texas Ranch. Other days I fly around on my neat-0 plane and tell people how they can't make their own decisions, like who they want to marry. I've also put a stop to that nasty stem cell research where they disect live babies. They say it can cure upwards of 100 diseases, but they also told me that this magic bean would grow into a cool bean stalk! Fool meonce, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on you, fool me three time, and my momma said you should stop taking advantage of the mentally handicapped.

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My political supporters. I have met any of you in a long time!

My Blog

I am what I mean I knowed what I done sed

"Finally, the desk, where we'll have our picture taken in front of -- is nine other Presidents used it. This was given to us by Queen Victoria in the 1870s, I think it was. President Roosevelt put the...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 06:30:00 GMT

I sAId WHat?

"I like to tell people when the final history is written on Iraq, it will look like just a comma because there is -- my point is, there's a strong will for democracy." --George W. Bush, interview with...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 06:29:00 GMT

Gay Marriage

I say I have morals, I say that I believe in jesus and the bible and THAT is why I'm against gay marriage. You see once a man can marry another man, it's a slippery slope to marrying your dog or...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 00:56:00 GMT