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All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! My name is Ash and you should Shop smart. Shop S-Mart...Ya got that!? I had a beautiful girlfriend named Linda. We decided to spend a weekend at an abandoned cabin in the woods. While there we found a book, Necronomiconexmortis, roughly translated, the Book of the Dead,it was never meant for the world of the living. The book awoke something in the woods, something evil.It took Linda. Then it came after me, it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist. But that didn't stop it, it came back for more....It took me to the year 1300 A.D.There I had to fight a a whole army...A Army Of Darkness....Me and my men kicked there ass and everyone loved me. Could had have a nice life in the past..but I did not belong there. But the way I see it, in my own way, I am the king, hail to the kng, baby.»-(¯`v´¯)-» Design your MySpace with MyLook «-(¯`v´¯)-«