I like to rhyme, all the time...so here we goKnock Knock! "whoes there?"
Joe Rogan u know from fear fact-air;
Truth or dare, eat a dogs nose like a gummy bear=====I blast DMX in my mitsubishi,
Girls pee-pee when they see me,
Nava-hoe girls creep with me in they Tee-pee=====I got the best rhymes in this whole network;
Ill kidnap you and make you my pet jerk=====I spied on this girl bathing naked in the pond;
Then she looked at me and said "care to join me Mr. Bond"=====She whispered in my ear "i think u kinda cute";
Picture me you poolside feeding eachother fruit=====You think im gangsta now..you dont have a clue;
And can you sing a song for me boo=====She sang la la la la la la la la;
While i played the drums on her ta ta ta ta's=====Who do i roll with well that depends;
On this next verse when i rap about my friends=====Travis will make you eat poop against your own will;
and worms from the earth like the twins on rugrats phil and lil=====Forgetful Mitch is a contract killer with an attitude;
homeboy is so big its just down right rude=====Bobby will say hes a painter so he can draw you nude;
it will come out like a stick person yeah hes one sick dude=====B.nasty will wrap his weiner around his wrist;
then ask you "What time is it?"=====Tim will F'n kill you youll disapear like POOF!,
sprayin bullets left and right when he pops out the sun-roof=====If ol' Philly Phil hits you with an upper-cut;
yup you can bet ur F@#*ed=====Dave is sponsored by Nike and hes made of money;
body like a Greek god its not even funny=====Now Tex may not know his abc's;
but he'l sneek up behind you and make you swallow keys=====Weasels a man of few words hel just challenge you to a duel; look him up in the dictionary under "c" for cool=====Mike .T is ruthless hes like a shark with no fin;
even though he grows his go-tee like the genie from alladin=====Lance reminds me of Buzz light year every time toy story is on; cuz his blood alcohol level is 2infinity and beyond!=====And Josh O my gosh;
girlies tremble at the knees every time their paths cross=====Kick is a hick that can bend it like Beckham; he allways tries to kiss me and i allways lett'em=====My big brother Drew is one sick doo;
he is known for covering his victims in goo=====Now Devin is my lucky number seven;
he'll slide on his brass knucks on and send you to heaven=====Jeff a.k.a. Clyde;
strait up Dr. Jeckle Mr. Hyde=====Tyler enjoys the company of females who are fat;
and the kid gets naked at the drop of a hat=====That wasnt exactly all of my friends; just a few good men=====But im all done now................Amen
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