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Marty McFly

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Ha, ive neva really hadda describe myself b4, im kinda a self explanatory kid. Uh, im 19, NY style u know how we does, hometowns the durty durty O (ahhhhh, extra diiiirty) haha, i dunt even know wat 2 put here. ya know, if u know me, u know me, if not, holllllla at me homey.aaaaand complete boredom has taken hold, so i presnt to u.....(dramatic introduction song with durms n horns)......... THE GREATEST SURVEY EVER TAKEN
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ryan
Birthday: oct 16, 85
Birthplace: ::sigh::: oside
Current Location: refer 2 the 'sigh' n location above lol
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: rightyyy
Your Heritage: italin, irish, german
The Shoes You Wore Today: o0o, sporting the funk flexes rite now, hot shit
Your Weakness: pffffff, wat weakness? (o, apparently im insanely ticklish)
Your Fears: goin to werk, n relzing ur naked n every1s starin at u...ah nah, nevamind, it wasnt that bad, i got a rasie that day...
Your Perfect Pizza: cheEeEEEeeEEEeeEssee (and free!! i dunt c y not..)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not get fired...buy me sum hot new wheels
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: uuuughhh, i need a vacation
Your Best Physical Feature: my sexy ass
Your Bedtime: HA neveeer early enough
Your Most Missed Memory: those lost stizzle nights lol damn those'd b sum funny stories
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: jesus, step ur game up get sum real food...wnedys!! checkers is always kool 2
Single or Group Dates: single...unless the group constisted of me and several couples of hot bis-sexual grils and their bi-sexual hot girl companions
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: arizona! thats not a choice, but u now damn well tahts wat YOU were thinkin 2
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee (my life blood)
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: yup
Do you Sing: witha voice like mine, u dunt sing, u serenade :-D (n then u cover ur ears)
Do you Shower Daily: wait, does daily mean once a month? or once a week? casue its a definite yes to one fo thsoe
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: hahaha one fo these days, itd b nice
Do you want to get Married: suuuure
Do you belive in yourself: ha, its hard not 2
Do you get Motion Sickness: no sir
Do you think you are Attractive: im a piece of hot sexy ass, dunt front
Are you a Health Freak: lol riiiiiiiite... the extent of my healthiness is chokin down weird soy milk and other organic semi-edible thigns fromcats house
Do you get along with your Parents: o0ooo haha not particulary
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes i mos certainly do
Do you play an Instrument: i can really jam out on a pair of bongo drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yuuup
In the past month have you Smoked: yuuup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yuuup
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yuuup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yuuup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: OK, theres a difference b/w a BOX n a SLEEVE..adn the only ppl who say "yes" to eatin a box are on myspace all the time cause there to morbidly obese from eatin a disgusting amount of oreos to venture there fat ass into the outside wrold
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: :::gag!::: god no, id utn care wat anyway says, that sutff is NOT kosher
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, i moonlight as a cabaret tap-dancer in my sapre time
In the past month have you been Dumped: noooope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO!! and i ahve only one person 2 blame!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nnnnahhh
Ever been Drunk: no way, alcohols for looooosers :-P
Ever been called a Tease: suuure
Ever been Beaten up: lol yeaaaa well, wattya gonna do lol
Ever Shoplifted: ha ye ain like 5th grade stealin candy from heart 2 heart
How do you want to Die: hmm, neva htought bout it, neva thoughtd i had a say in it lol alls i know is there definely shuld b firworks present, balloons and a bouncy kingdom (haha my death is gona ROCK)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i wana b an astronaut!!! :-D
What country would you most like to Visit: italy or australia, japan wuld b kinda hot 2
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/green
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: as long as its not like all-out-ima-lesbian-named-ellen-short, its kool
Height: 5'2".....yeaaaaa, that sounds rite
Weight: lol i feel liek im givin a description of the guy that like stole my pocketbook to the police or sumthin lol...he loooook, he loook, he llooooook likea MAN! haha
Best Clothing Style: dusnt amtter, w/e looks good, who cares anyway, sint the whole object to reach the point where there are no clothes involved anyways?
Number of Drugs I have taken: lol jus remember choldren, CRACKS WHACK
Number of CDs I own: bout 50 i gues, i keep 4gettin 2 buy more
Number of Piercings: uno senor
Number of Tattoos: 0...anotha thing i keep 4gettin
Number of things in my Past I Regret: lol jack shit, wats the point?
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My Interests

Im interested in anything that interests me lol

I'd like to meet:

Anyone whos down to chill, whose not a scum bag, and yea tah tbout covers the criteria. and any cute girls :-) yea thas wasssssssup :-D SN----OSIDA420

Music:

Ahh, i luv my music. Basically rap/hiphop, but i liek otha shit 2. Jayz, Wutang (especailly ghostface), Mos Def, Big Pun, Beanie Sigel, Beatnuts!, CamRon, DMX, Jada, Slanye West, Nas, biggie, pac, Redman, Meth, Outakst (old shit) TI, pfff basically everything haha (xept lil jon, i cannnnnot stand that shit)

Movies:

City of God (see this if u havent, extra ridiculous), Boondock Saints, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Belly, Scarface, Blow, How High (classsic), i liek alotta movies cant think of em now though

Television:

Ahhh, TV, how i miss it. wen i do get to see the boob tube, defitenly simpsons, seinfield, family guy wen it coems back, NBA games (knicks suk!), that new show the office (crazy funny, watch that shit)and wateva crappy movies are on, cause i usually enjoy crappy movies 4 sum reaosn lol

Heroes:

Heroes. Theres an interesting one. i do shit on my own, so i dunt really look up 2 anybody. if any1, id hafta go wit sumbody like jay-z or sumshit (lik my nuts, not cause hes a rapper) cause hes sum dude taht made himself, ya know? i guess any succesful, self made person, casue i think ur only succesful if u do that shit on ur own, if u depend on sum1 else, all ur success u cant even claim as ur own, and any1 u depend on is bound to fuk up, so that way u neva have an excuse on why shit got messed up, u can only blame urself, and u can only fix it urself

My Blog

Open Hating Season

I officailly declare the hatign season to begin.  Every1 is fucken haaaating, on a constant, 25/8 basis. its fucken ridiculous.  I know if ur readin this, ur sayin to urself, maybe even alou...
Posted by Marty McFly on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 03:38:00 PST

ANNOUNCEMENT BOUT NEW PICS---and bulgarians apparently

I STOLE THEM ALLLLL FROM JOIE.  as she being a photographic artist and all, i felt i needed to give artistic credit to her, that n i dunt want her suin me in 2 yrs for copyright infringement.&nbs...
Posted by Marty McFly on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 06:06:00 PST

wed mornin, the purgatory of work

and its payday biatch.  sittin at my desk rite now, waitin 4 my chek, n pissed off as all hell.  came in, extra early of course, since my pops wakes me up at 5 tellin me we gota go...
Posted by Marty McFly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

work? eeehhhh, my times WAY 2 valuable 4 that

I think, i think i need a career cahnge.  after spendin 2days reflecting on my almighty 39 cent raise, adn the work that i put into raising my earning power, this construciton thign obviosuly isn...
Posted by Marty McFly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

haha midgets shuld be on all domestic n international flights

After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems ... ...  encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. ...
Posted by Marty McFly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MEEEE

I ahve decided, that i ROCK.  You may not know it, yet, but belive me, i most defintely do.  ask around, they'll tell u :-D  I also figured out that my job sux squirrel scrotums.  ...
Posted by Marty McFly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

An Answer to Your Question (yea, u asked it, believe me)

The questions an easy one. What is the meaning of life? every1's wondered at some point, maybe u know the asnwer already, maybe not. maybe im wrong, but prob not The asnwer is actaully alot easier th...
Posted by Marty McFly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Its just what i think....

Ive deiced to share some personal insight i ahve on life. you may not agree, but then again i dunt really care, ur dumb anyway :) Never overestimate ur own personal worth. if u make urself out to b...
Posted by Marty McFly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Myspace? Fucks up wit that?

I dunno, i was just browsing this thing and shtis kinda creepy. but im a guy so maybe i wunt get all those "hey cutie" and "nice boobies" comments like every1 else does lol. ya neva know though....i...
Posted by Marty McFly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The cycle of life continues.... (a.ka. its monday)

extra beat. monday. yet again. hmm i gues im supposed to put here wat i did the past few days or sumthin. w/e, friday. werked from liek 7 to 3, boucned early, cause, well casue i wanted 2. yad ayda ...
Posted by Marty McFly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST