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Mateo Esteban

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About Me

I perform skateboard guy stunts. I grew up in the hood. I keep it real. I like trying to hang out with Karen but get too nervous to call her. I talked a lot of shit about Myspace before I got my own. Dustin King doesn't wake up till 4:30. I love talking to people I don't know. Spell check kicks ass. I represent GT for life. I don't read books. The plastic part of shoelaces are called aglets.
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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
Your Pride Quotient: 72%
You're beyond proud - you think you're honorary royalty.
And while you may be nice on occasion, it's usually just to get what you want. How Much Pride Do You Have? Mateo will go to jail for ...
Setting your partners underwear on fire
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
You Are a Classic Martini
You area sophisticated drinker, who knows that simple quality is over-rated.
You're a knowledgeable drunk, but sometimes you're a know-it-all when you're blasted.
You should never: Drink and gossip. You tend to forget who's standing right behind you!
Your ideal party: Has a real bartender. But no one mixes a better drink than you.
Your drinking soulmates: those with a Chocolate Martini personality
Your drinking rivals: those with a Margarita Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?

My Interests

I enjoy skateboarding, making blanket forts, tacos, getting drunk, cooking, pool skating in 2008, eating, smoking fat rocks of crack, raiding refrigerators, driving around campus looking at girls, driving on gravel roads, learning new tricks, watching movies that fuck my brain up, watching Graham Skateboard, talking shit, egging caddys, making biscuits and gravy, saying random things to strangers, people watching,

I'd like to meet:

Chris "Tito" Miller

check this out: www.lawrence.com/news/2004/jul/20/pipe_dreams/

Music:

i told you all the mexi and reggae in the world. Many Moods of Dad is aiiiiiiight. buncha fags though. Steel Pulse, Damien Marley, Toots, O'Jays, Al Green, Outkast, Dungeon Family, Goodie Mob, Freddie Foxxx, Van Morrison, Pink Floyd, Sublime, Elton John sometimes, Simon and Garfunkle, Lil Wayne, Chamillionaire, M.A.G., Whosane, Gypsy Kings, Berry White, 311, Zeppelin, Mos Def, Talib Kwali, Curtis Mayfield, Gangstarr, Gnarls Barkley, Cee-lo, Marvin Gaye, Masta Killa, Wu Tang, RZA, Mac Dre, Misfits, Anal Cunt, Cyphalic Carnage, Opeth, Truth Cell, Twista, Victor Wooten, Devin the Dude, Supertramp, Rolling Stones I guess, Any band with JP and/or Cameron, Grateful Dead when I'm in that kind of phase, Snoop, Long beach Dub All stars, Tech N9ne, Bob Marley

Movies:

waiting, the grudge, cheese and crackers, hard rock zombies, TC, Wicksboro incident, lord of the zombie keelers

Television:

Adult Swim, Myth Busters, It Takes a Theif, early morning infomercials, Chappelle Show, ku baketball mdhfladshfankcnkjawhfuiocwaniudbniufcnaweiubncawebfui

Books:

Playboy, Thrasher, Transworld, i dont really read books.

Heroes:

Kyle, Steve Erwin, Gandhi, God, Graham, Jesus for dying for our sins, P.J.K. for being a kick ass boss, Trizzle, Bucky for lunch time at Alternative, JMo fo the Halo steez, Hook fo the Hustle, Uh-Uh, Jessica, K, Alisha for her uncanny shower peeing steez, Katie, Jesse for always wanting to get me drunk, Shaw for keeping the blunts rolling, Me for kicking ass, Jeff Gravett for being the coolest teacher ever. Tyler G, Elena, The Dibbins for being beautiful people, Kenton sucks, Jaimon, Judy for not busting me, J.P. for skating the lonely ramp with me *blunt fakies all day*, my parent for kicking so much ass, My '88 Corsica for letting me kick your ass, B.J. Clayton, Midwest Skate for hooking me up, Dan and Jamie for owning it, Brandy for always being the first to call me in the morning, Super Dave for your badass shuv-its on the quarter, Little A for giving me props in Nicey and for making fun of me *PISS DRINKERS 4 LIFE*, Mandy for hooking it up with the gangsterist GT shirt ever. Tony for being Security, GT house, The Merc, Cynthia from the Merc for not hiring me again, I 3/hate Lawrence Skatepark, Faron, Whitney, Bob for waking up at 8:00 to donate plasma with me like errr time, Nate and Tyler for not being pissed I havent moved my shit yet, Addy for teaching me switch backside heel flips, Shilo for teaching me nollie heel flips, Swisher Blunts, not Phillies, Camel, My skateboard, Crack rocks, Dave for giving me cheap living room tattoos, Justin for giving me Ninja Gaiden advice, Bluntmaster, Lunatic Lerrick for donating plasma to get everyone drunk, The Trip-L's for holding the fort down. Skin-em, Jen, Manry, fuck yeah. Tall-T Steven for.