Music, movies, friends, searching for happiness...oh yeah I almost forgot, I also like to throw darts and flip flops at people
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WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET: Anyone who enjoys having fun. I like meeting new people most of the time. I am annoyed by people who are fake. I never realized how many fake people are out there until I found MySpace. How difficult is it to just be yourself?
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NOTE: After many years of searching for her, I have finally found the love of my life. My heart and soul belong to her.
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RANDOM QUOTE FROM MY MOM: "You can't sell human body parts on E-Bay." But apparently you can buy human souls on there for as little as $12.
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RANDOM SONG LYRIC: If consequences dictate my course of action, I should play God and shoot you myself, I'm very tired of waiting. I should kick you, beat you, fuck you, and then shoot you in your fucking head. (Tool)
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RANDOM QUOTES: (1) I'm a beer drinker and there's not really much I can do about that. (J. Laishley)(2) Let's face it, I'm hammered, and that's about the game we're at. (C. Blake)(3) Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. (Bill & Ted)(4) There's either 26 or 27. Fuck, I'm not sure how many letters are in the alphabet...but I fuckin' know em all. (T. McCormick)(5) It was my intention to permanantly alter your appearance, however, you altered mine first. (UNKNOWN)(6) If you're gonna fuck me in the ass, the least you could do is take your shoes off. (J.M. Lucas)(7) Remember kids, never mess with the emotions of a dangerous lunatic. (Captain Hero)(8) I wish we were playing Scategories right now, cause I'd fuck you all up! (T. Craddock)
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ At-ro-phy: A wasting of the body, or any part of it, due to lack of food or disuse. Mor'bid: diseased; caused by disease; gruesome; abnormally preoccupied with that which is gruesome. De-mor'al-ize': To dishearten; to cause confusion. In-tense': Extreme, as in force or magnitude; emotional. Trol-lop: 1. A dirty untidy woman. 2. A woman adulterer [syn: adultress, fornicatress, hussy, jade, loose woman, slut, strumpet] Chump: One who is gullible; the victim of a con game; a stupid or foolish person.Con-ven'ience: Something that is accessible; suited to one's purpose or needs. (ie: a scratching post).Piss-ant: One that is insignificant. Obsolete. An ant.Cess'pool: A large receptical for receiving effluence from a household; a place that is corrupted. (i.e. FUCKING MYSPACE!).~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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You are the Fool card. The Fool fearlessly begins the journey into the unknown. To do this, he does not regard the world he knows as firm and fixed. He has a seemingly reckless disregard for obstacles. In the Ryder-Waite deck, he is seen stepping off a cliff with his gaze on the sky, and a rainbow is there to catch him. In order to explore and expand, one must disregard convention and conformity. Those in the throes of convention look at the unconventional, non-conformist personality and think What a fool. They lack the point of view to understand The Fool's actions. But The Fool has roots in tradition as one who is closest to the spirit world. In many tribal cultures, those born with strange and unusual character traits were held in awe. Shamans were people who could see visions and go on journeys that we now label hallucinations and schizophrenia. Those with physical differences had experience and knowledge that the average person could not understand. The Fool is God. The number of the card is zero, which when drawn is a perfect circle. This circle represents both emptiness and infinity. The Fool is not shackled by mountains and valleys or by his physical body. He does not accept the appearance of cliff and air as being distinct or real. Image from: Mary DeLave http://www.marydelave.com/
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Television:
X-Files (Junkie), 24, That 70's Show, The Family Guy, Aqua Teen, South Park, Viva la Bam, Chappelle's Show, My Name Is Earl, Drawn Together, Free Ride, The Loop, It's Always Sunny in Philly, SNL, Travel Channel, Discovery Channel, History Channel
Books:
Motley Crue: The Dirt, On The Road, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Catcher in the Rye, The Fantastic Inventions of Nikola Tesla, anything historical or extraterrestrial.
Heroes:
Trent Reznor, Jim Morrison, Tyler Durden, Early Grayce and of course Dr. Hannibal Lecter
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."
The Simpsons Personality Test
