You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something in your life
Half of life is messing up; the other half is dealing with it
Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others
If your gonna screw up, do it while you're young. Older you get, the harder it is to bounce back
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional
I've heard that it's possible to grow up - I've just never met anyone who's actually done it
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.