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Insanity Test
Have you ever taken goggles into the shower with you?: No.That would be silly, you only need goggles for the bathtub!
Have you ever stared at the blobs in a lava lamp for more than an hour?: Yes, but don't tell my supervisor.
Do you feel bad for a spider when someone steps on it?: No, does that make me a bad person?
Have you ever wondered why M&M's are the color they are?: No. They come in several colors right? It's the Rainbow Fairy. Same as for Skittles.
Did you memorize how to spell supercalafragilisticexpealedocious?: No. That's what spell check if for.
Do you know the names of all the American presidents?: No. I haven't even met them all.
Do you still wonder if Elvis is alive?: No, he phoned me yesterday.
Have you ever tried to jump off the roof of your house?: Yes I have tried. I've been successful!
Do you own a Chia-pet?: No
Do you consider any/all blondes to be dumb?: No, not out loud in public at least.
Do you have 0 TV's in your house?: No. What's a zero TV? I have a lot of regular ones.
Do you have more than 10 pets living in your house?: No. 3 pets + 5 kids. Close.
Is your favorite movie of all time rated G?: No. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes is not rated.
Do you buy more than 5 cd's a week?: No.
Do you hear voices?: Yes! Hearing voices is not insane. Seeing voices is insane.
Is your favorite color tangerine?: No its Plaid
Is your favorite food turtle soup?: No. I like fast food.
Do you spend more time in your house than you do with your friends?: No ,I spend most time at work with coworkers.
Have you ever watched an entire episode of the teletubbies?: Maybe, ok yes.
Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were little?: Yes we are still friends. We didn't stop being friends just because I got big.
Do you ever talk to yourself?: Yes, ocassionally, when ever get around to answering the phone. I call and call and call!
Do you sing in the shower?: Yes, sometimes, you have to be carefull. You could drown doing stuff like that.
Do you have more than 5 body piercings?: No
Do you have hidden video cameras in your house?: No
Did you ever think that the government was spying on you?: Yes, that's why I make sure there are no hidden video cameras in my house!
Do you cover yourself in tin-foil, and put coat hangers on the ceiling?: Yes that's so wierd. I only really did that once.
Do you make things out of dollar bills when you are bored at the lunch tabl: No,you have to have money in order to do that.
Have you ever won a contest in which you had to guess: Yes, I guess so. Do I win?
Have you ever trash picked?: Yes, keep America clean baby!
Can you fling stuff out of your nose?: No, I put stuff in a tissue before I fling it. It's only polite.
Do you know the meaning of life?: Yes, 42
Hav u eva pikt on sum1 smalla than u,just coz u thawt it wood b funny?: No, okay yes, but does it really count if its your kids.
Do you count down the amount of days left in the school year?: No, I am no longer in school. Now I have to count down the number of hours left in the work day.
Did u ever see things that aren't really there?: No. Everything I see is really there. I just wonder why no one else can see them. They must be insane.
Do you see dead people?: No, I'm married. I stopped seeing people a long time ago.
Is this a yes or no question?: Perhaps? Yes?
Have you ever worn clothes that belonged to someone else?: Yes.
Do you enjoy tight clothing?: No.
Have you ever gone a whole week without brushing your teeth?: No.
Do you sleep with the lights on?: No, but I can't usually tell when I'm asleep.
Do you consider money to be a form of evil?: Yes, but only if I cant use it to get what I think I need when I want it.
Have you ever played bloody knuckles?: No, I;ve never heard of bloody knuckles. Is it like Cripple Mr. Onion?
Have you ever had the urge to have a pickle and peanut butter sandwich?: No, at least not without the marshmallow cream and the tuna.
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: Yes.
Do you believe fairy tales do come true?: No, fairies seem to be habitual liars. I wouldn't put a lot of confidence in the tales they tell.
Do you or have you ever enjoyed using yo-yo's?: Yes. They were a weapon befor the became a toy. Dont ya know?
Do you believe in superstition?: No, but the question is, does supestitiion believe in me?
Do you like DIET soda?: No, I don't like to put anything in my body that has the word "die" in it.
Do you watch cartoon shows every day?: Yes. I send the kids outside so I can watch them in peace.
Do you read books for fun?: Yes
Give yourself 2% insanity for every "yes" you answered.
So what's your insanity percentage?: 36%
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