My name is Chris, and I'm a working man.
I'm a sarcastic piece of shit, I am really a nice guy at heart, I choose when to be nice and who to.
Believe me when I say, "I don't care!"
I really just want a beard.
"It's that constant feeling of being stuck behind a line drawn in the sand,
I've got these brand new wings but my feet are still on land;
I hate this fear of change!"
