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Derek

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm 23 years old. I'm no longer bespectacled thanks to the magical process of Laser Eye Surgery. Also thanks to the laser eye surgery, I am a mutant with 20/15 vision. I wear many hats, all of them fitted.

I'm a certified lifeguard. It's the lifeguarding off-season right now but I'm training hard for next summer. I'm resesitating very life-like dummies on a daily basis and bringing them back from the dead. I'm also practicing my slow motion running just in case I work at a beach next summer. You should see me, I totally looking like I'm running full speed but at a much slower pace.

I'm a college student at SUNY Cortland. I just finished student teaching. My Bachelor's Degree finally arrived. That means I am now a TWO TIME, TWO TIME college graduate. I'm currently going to Grad school at Cortland. The classes demand a lot of reading and everyone uses really big words. Some of these aforementioned words sound made up. If an oppenent were to use them in a game of Scrabble, I would definately challenge them. Teaching is fun and I'm looking forward to getting paid to teach. I am not, however, looking forward to waking up early every day. Ugh! Schools should definately start around noonish.

I'm also a professional wrestler. You can see me in action all around central New York. And yes...I do wear tights. I'm a big fan of the gym. I try to work out every day for about an hour. "Gotta look good for the ladies...and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat."

"I respect women. I respect them so much that I stay away from them." The 40 Year Old Virgin

My Interests

Professional wrestling, working out, music, the open road, Cow Tales, the library, reading, comic books, video games.

I'd like to meet:

Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart, David Ortiz, Jonathan Papelbon, Andy Samberg, Dane Cook, Dynamite Kid, Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho, Sylvester Stallone, Tom Green, Nomar Garciaparra, Mr. Noodle, his brother Mr. Noodle and his sister Ms. Noodle

Who I Would Not Like To Meet: Robin Williams & Derek Jeter

Music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers, Queen, System Of A Down, Tom Petty, Metallica, Ac/Dc, Black Sabbath, Bon Jovi, Van Halen, Guns N Roses, Velvet Revolver, Smashing Pumpkins, Nine Inch Nails, Soundgarden, Aerosmith, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Black Label Society, Korn, Our Lady Peace, Stone Temple Pilots, Audioslave, Pantera, Rage Against The Machine, Green Day, The Offspring, Deep Purple, The Doors, Johnny Cash, Beastie Boys, N.W.A, Eazy E, Dr. Dre, Bone Thugs N Harmony, Run DMC

Movies:

Dumb & Dumber, Super Bad, 40 Year Old Virgin, Lord Of The Rings, Indiana Jones, Rocky I-Balboa, Pulp Fiction, The Goonies, Princess Bride, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Batman, Spiderman, Home Alone 1 & 2, Night At The Roxbury, Grandma's Boy, Anchorman, Predator, The Running Man, Blood Sport, Sin City, Old School, Cape Fear

Television:

Wrestling (WWE, ECW, & TNA), Heroes, Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons, UFC, Justice League Unlimited, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Freaks & Geeks, Friends.

Books:

Harry Potter, The Lord Of The Rings, The Hobbit, The Princess Bride, The Da Vinci Code, The Outsiders, Have A Nice Day, Pure Dynamite.

Heroes:

Hulk Hogan, Dynamite Kid, Bret Hart, Captain Planet, Jonathan Papelbon, Rocky Balboa, Santino Marella, Waylon Mercy, Spiderman, Batman, Captain Marvel, Blue Beetle, Booster Gold, & Plastic Man.

My Blog

Leap Day!

Leap Day has arrived!  It only comes once every four years so you know it's special!  It seemed like a normal day to me though.  Nothing out of the ordinary happened.  Oh well..may...
Posted by Derek on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 10:00:00 PST

Super Tuesday!

Well today just happens to Super Tuesday.  Perhaps the most important Tuesday of the year 2008.  And that's really saying something because normally Tuesdays are pretty sweet anyways.  ...
Posted by Derek on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:51:00 PST

Bad booking this weekend!

What a horribly booked weekend for sports. Saturday Night  -  UFC 81.  Brock Lesnar's big debut against former champ Frank Mir.  Brock, the man that should destroy everyone.  ...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 07:54:00 PST

The Gym during the Super Bowl

Like most days, I decided to head over to the gym.  Today is, of course, the Super Bowl.  The Super Bowl started at 6 pm.  I'm not a big footbal fan so I headed over to the gym a l...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 07:45:00 PST

Song added to my profile

I finally figured out how to add some music to my myspace page.  So, ladies and gentle, for you listening pleasure, I present to you "I"m Shipping Up To Boston" by Dropkick Murphys!!!!! p.s. ...
Posted by Derek on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:42:00 PST

Snow Day!

So today was a snow day and it turns out that when you're a teacher...Snow days as just as exciting as when you were a student!!!  It's still awesome to see the name of your school's district scr...
Posted by Derek on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:38:00 PST

New Pics

I finally figured out how to add picture albums, move pics around and add captions.  So go check out my latest pics.  I've got shots from my match last night against Marcos from the Ring Cre...
Posted by Derek on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:42:00 PST

WrestleMania 23 & The Killer Steves

So last night was the showcase of the immortals:  WrestleMania 23.  It was all grown up and I'm still not exactly sure what that means.  The crew was over at Mike's and a good time was ...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:00:00 PST

University Police!!!

I like SUNY Cortland but I have to tell you, I really am a not a fan at all of the University Police.  Strike #1;  a year and a half ago.  My first semester at Cortland.  I left m...
Posted by Derek on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:05:00 PST

Am I a Guitar Hero???

  Am I a Guitar Hero???  Sadly, the answer is no.  Last night I attended the Guitar Hero Tournament at Station 58 with none other than the Slatester.  I was ready for a night of ro...
Posted by Derek on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:42:00 PST