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Danny

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About Me

I am a 48 year old man that enjoys fun, and fun things. I don't really care what it is as long as it is enjoyable. I have a sick sense of humor and I love to laugh. My friends think that I am twisted and I can't imagine why. I love to see people fall down, it just cracks me up. I have thought about therapy but i would loose one thing that i enjoy the most, and I don't want that. Now don't get me wrong, I don't want to see anyone get hurt. The look on their face, the pure shock of loosing control is what gets me..(hehehe)..However, I can be serious but it is not as enjoyable. I have read a few profiles on here and one thing that people need to understand (men lie and women deceive). Ladies, if you don't think that deception is a lie, then lettuce don't belong in a garden salad, it's that simple. I like honesty and I try to be honest, so don't ever ask me for the truth, I might tell you. Other things that I enjoy, besides seeing people fall down, is sports. I am a GREEN BAY PACKERS fan, I like to swim and fish, I love to float the river in a Jon boat. Hiking, I have never understood, all you do is walk forever to get somewhere so that you can turn around and come back, but I did enjoy the scenery. As far as a woman that I would like to date, she needs to be female, have a good sense of humor, and I need to be physically attracted, or it won't happen. I like funny shit !!!...........
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Hummmmm...as much as I enjoy meeting all the fun people I would like to meet a woman that I cannot stop thinking about. I am usually attracted to brunetts but that won't stop me !! :) She would have to be 60 percent sweetheart and 40 percent sarcastic smartass and be able to take a joke as well as deliver them. She would have to be very affectionate, love to cuddle and giggle in the dark because those are the moments that last !! I have no desire to meet dead people !!!....that would scare the hell out of me !!!.....no movie stars...just fun everyday people......... If you want to be friendS...send me a message first.......... Mom told me not to talk to strangers on here, I might get picked up...... PS: I hate liars...if you have a tendency to lie....fly on by !!
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HUSBAND STORE

Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:33:00 GMT

Farewell my Friends

It is with a heavy heart and a dampened spirit that I type this message. The time has come for me to leave myspace. I must take leave from our daily talks and tackle some of life's challenges. M...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:50:00 GMT

Sentences

The shortest sentence in the English Language is,........... "I am" The longest sentence in the English language is,............ "I do"
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:32:00 GMT

SHORT STORY

One day, long, long ago....... there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.     But this was a long time ago,   and it was just that one day. The End hahahahahaha :)
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:10:00 GMT

The Journey Continues

Now as I journey thru the valley of women...... my nerves are on edge and my head is swimming.... I prefer a short woman, and I like them sweet...... brunettes are my favorite,but all are a treat........
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:46:00 GMT

MORE WHY’S

Why, Why, Why ..:NAMESPACE PREFIX = U2 /> do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know ther...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:31:00 GMT

WOMEN’S ASS STUDY

WOMAN'S ASS SIZE STUDY:..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   The results of a recent survey have been released. It was a poll on how women felt about the...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:10:00 GMT

THINGS THAT I WONDER ABOUT

Can you cry under water without drowning? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:30:00 GMT

MARRIED LIFE, NO WONDER PEOPLE DO IT OVER AND OVER

MAKES ME TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING! A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 08:05:00 GMT