Chico's Girl

The Things I've Learned Growing Up
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.
I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity. I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it
I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the rear are permanent.

I'VE LEARNED THAT KISSES ARE SEXXXY IN ANY LANGUAGE!! Especially when given by those who love you in return...sigh...

I'm a VIRGO: A Virgo’s feeling of a sense of accomplishment depends on whether they were of purpose or served a greater cause. A Virgo is also always on a quest for personal improvement, often giving way to a perfectionist attitude. No detail will be overlooked or under-analyzed. This meticulous quality often makes a Virgo critical of others, but mostly of themselves. The emotional volcano residing under a Virgo’s stoic surface should not be underestimated.

Virgo in a Nutshell
Born: August 23 - September 22
Element: Earth - practical and steady
Quality: Mutable, the quality that signifies adaptability and flexibility
Lucky Day: Wednesday
Lucky Numbers: 3 and 5
Special Color: Gray and navy blue, the colors of taste and refinement.
Virgo Traits: hard-working, modest, critical, pragmatic, meticulous, conservative

I love the rain! yeah,I'm pretty fucked up...