This year i am mostly going to. ((Sort my life out..... )) Stop smoking . (and as a result probably become obese , today i have eaten 3 kit kats , some quavers and a box of go-cat ... and then murder someone one due to irateness ) Save a trillion pounds (to pay off my debts from the dee-vorce and to fund my newly found addiction to nicotine gum )Go on holiday somewhere nice (like fiji or skegness or something along those lines)By the end of this year i shall have achieved all these goals. To celebrate i shall buy myself a thai bride and a double decker with the money i have saved.
To sum up then. This is the plan. Stop smoking. Become obese. Murder someone. Become rich. Go on holiday (thailand is perhaps a sensible option, two birds, one stone).
Right now i am mostly needing: a cigarette
a double decker wouldn't go amiss either
