Eleise

I have hair that will eat you in your sleep. That's just first and foremost, if you can't handle that, the rest of me is going to be hard to swallow. I value indepence, intelligence, honesty, humor, the ability to look stupid, large amounts of self-worth and low amounts of self-consciousness. Life is one big classroom and I'm sitting in the front row. I swear like a sailor, have copious amounts of random trivia, and can close one eye without moving any other part of my face. I play video games and drink beer, I like lilies and art, I have more books than anyone else I know and I still watch Super Troopers on a regular basis. I'll tell you to f*ck off if you deserve it, and people rarely deserve it. Nothing about me seems to make much sense, but I like to keep people on their toes (it makes it easier to push them over and steal their money). I grew up with the belief that being who you are is the only option you have. Sean O’Faolain said, “There is only one admirable form of the imagination: the imagination that is so intense that it creates a new reality, that it makes things happen.