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H.L. Berry

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About Me

I am the world's youngest grumpy old man. I like to moan, a lot, about almost everything. You'll find lots of evidence in my blog. If you'd chosen accountancy for a living, you'd be the same. I even do my painting by numbers.
I also like to write erotic short stories. I even sell some of them. I have been published at Ruthies Club , Clean Sheets , The Erotic Woman and Oysters & Chocolate . You can find my early efforts at Erotic Stories and on Stories Online . My stories are featured in two new print anthologies, Erotic Tales 2 by Justus Roux and the Mammoth Book of Lesbian Erotica, both available at Amazon.
For more about me and some free stories, check out my website (if you're a fan of my Nightgirl stories, you'll find that she has a page there all to herself!).
I live in a small town in Yorkshire, England, with my wife, who knows I write erotica, and two small children, who don’t. Harry, my cat, doesn’t care what I write as long as he gets fed regularly.
H.L. Berry is, inevitably, a pseudonym, though I am so indiscreet that almost all of my friends know I write this sort of thing anyway. I quite like the air of mystery, though.

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My Blog

Throwing the book at Center Parcs

Well, it's been a while, but I'm back at last. We've had a family Christmas, followed by a short break at Center Parcs, from which we have just returned. We went with a couple whom Mrs Berry and I hav...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 10:08:00 GMT

Mentioned in a review!

I received an email from In The Library Reviews this morning. They've written a short review of Erotic Tales 2, and my Nightgirl story was one fo the few they pulled out for a special mention! Also fe...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 01:03:00 GMT

More gender-confused tomfoolery

I have been receiving lots more message from girls who are really boys. Meet Deb who is a 19-year-old man from New Mexico. (S)he wrote me the same message as Thuy. And this is the delightfully-named&...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:34:00 GMT

A very strange request

I received another odd message today. This is Thuy: "So what, Huck?" I hear you cry. "You're such a good-looking and sexy guy, you're always receiving messages from beautiful young ladies asking you ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:19:00 GMT

Blue Berry

Take a look at this picture. Notice anything?No, not the fancy wallpaper, or Mrs Berry's mysterious mask. Not my unkempt hair.My belt! It's blue! Last night I had another karate grading, and got my bl...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 03:39:00 GMT

It’s not foggy, dammit!

The nights are drawing in, and now I need to use my headlamps on the way to and from work. Unfortunately, it's also the time of year at which a considerable number of people decide that their cars wou...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 00:41:00 GMT

Dare you visit Room 13?

Guess what. I have another story at Ruthies Clubthis week. Room 13 is dark and disturbing, with a particularly nasty twist. Dare you open the door? The Century Hotel is an archetypal, quaint town hote...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 00:46:00 GMT

Remember, remember, the 5th of November...

...Gunpowder, treason and plot. On this day in 1605, Guy Fawkes and his fellow conspirators failed in their attempt to blow up the Houses of Parliament, and ever since, we have commemorated the d...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:20:00 GMT

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween, everybody! The brats and I made these Jack O'Lanterns last weekend. I was a very good parent and helped them with the sharp knives. Not a single injury was sustained. I think they loo...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 01:22:00 GMT

Youll never believe this!

I logged in this morning to find not one but two messages in my Inbox. Both of them were from beautiful young ladies. This is Hermelinda: And this is Mimi: Lovely, aren't they? Now here's the weird ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 02:05:00 GMT