Funeral Fuck Toy (Needs a Bass Player)

About Me

On July 2nd 2004, Three Drinking Buddies Went Into A Room With The Intention To Play The Fastest,Hardest,and Loudest Grindcore Possible, After 2 Months of Playing Show's Around The DeKalb,IL Area(with no bass player),David C. (SINWORM, Whore Wrangler, and EX- Slit Trench, EX- Fallen Hallow, ) Joined The Band Filling in on Bass Duties. Two Years Later Funeral Fuck Toy Have played Countless Show's(some good,some bad) Sharing The Stage With National Acts Like:
NAPALM DEATH
OBITUARY
DECRYPT
PLAGUE BRINGER
PUTRID PILE
BOUND & GAGGED
CARDIAC ARREST...and more
On June 5th 2006, Derek M. Left Funeral Fucktoy to Focus All His Time For His Other Band(Slit Trench) The Band Began To Re-write Songs With A Drum Machine.
1-07- Things with a drum machine did not work out so Gonzo and Ratface got back together grinding out some FFT tunes.
2-07- We had a new vokillest and it was are old pal Trevor F. (Dr. Slaughter) ex-slaughter farm singer. Robert R. left and been replaced by FFT for personal reasons... we played 2 months with Dr. Slaughter, and no bass player.
04/20/2007 -Forrest, Illinois The Detour 21+ Texas Dave join us on bass! one night only (and we had no clue he was going to be there.awesome night)
8-07- The original members of FFT, Gonzo, Ratface, and Bello have gotten back together to make grind once again. We're writing new shit to make your mother cum and your father kill himself. Our buddy and bass player David(longneck) we had to let go. But We cant wait to party and Grind again. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 17/03/2005
Band Website: www.myspace.com/funeralfucktoy
Band Members: NOW:
Gonzo-Guitar
Ratface-drums
Bello-Vocals

Past Members:
Dr. Slaughter-guest vocals
CLean Cut-guest bass
Longneck-Bass
Influences: DECRYPT, ANAL CUNT, CRIPPLE BASTARDS, AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED, NASUM, PUTRID PILE, LORD GORE, FLESHGRIND, OBITUARY, PIG DESTROYER, EYEHATEGOD, FRIGHTMARE, BRUTAL TRUTH, BITGOTA, BLACK FLAG, PLAGUE BRINGER, WHORE, GG ALLIN, BLOOD DUSTER, GHOUL, STUMP, BOUND AND GAGGED, CARDIAC ARREST, SOILENT GREEN, GOATWHORE, EXHUMED, SUPERJOINT RITUAL, ACID BATH, AMOEBIC DYSENTERY, BLACK SABBATH, DISCHARGE, PHOBIA, CEPHALIC CARNAGE, MISFITS, WACO JESUS, MORTICIAN, MACABRE, BIRDFLESH, SEIGE, JUNGLE ROT, FESTERING PUKE, GOREMONGER, DEVOURMENT, old NAPALM DEATH, old CARCASS, old SEPULTURA, old AGONSTIC FRONT
Sounds Like: YOUR HEAD GETTING SMASHED IN WITH A FUCKING HAMMER BITCH! FUCKTOY GRIND MUTHA FUCKA!
Record Label: CURRENTLY UNSiGNED

My Blog

Update

Here is an update for all you sick fucks out there. Things with a drum machine did not work out so Gonzo and Ratface have gotten back together grinding out some FFT tunes. But we are currently short o...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 00:17:00 GMT

split CD

we recorded new songs that we don't want to put on our new album, we recorded them because we want to do a split cd with some one if you would be interested e-mail us back. fuckin punx! &nb...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 21:13:00 GMT

Re-Releasing cd

we re-recorded the "fuck your mother" cd and it sounds good now and it has samples and going to have new artwork. + new songs and - a few songs to.it will have a new title to. we are going to try and ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 19:54:00 GMT

Nobody Fuck's With The International Brotherhood Of Teamsters!!

Send E-mail's With Your Brain Dude!...Cure's All Disease's Too Dude!...Dude Your Gettin OgiMakkTakk.
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 17:18:00 GMT

N.O.S.

N.O.S did a drunkin recording last night and should be up soon
Posted by on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 18:37:00 GMT

DECEMBER 2 RATWHORE'S BIRTHDAY (NEW)

DECEMBER 2ND 2005 RATFACES BIRTHDAY SHOW! CARDAIC ARREST (CHICAGO) WITH SPECIAL GUEST BOUND AND GAGGED &nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 23:59:00 GMT

NOS needs to get off their ass and play

Got this blood on my hands/Cos I took a stand/For you and me/Why the fuck has it come to this?/A generation of youth disillusioned/Hate yourself first and foremost for being white/Imitate all minoriti...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 12:54:00 GMT

FFT Side Project NOS

I wanna lynch me a fuckin spookWanna napalm me a fuckin gook Cos we're white white white and we're right we're gonna fight tonight The niggers don't work, yer taxes buy 'em crackOn the porch they...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:01:00 GMT

fuck husky's drink beer!

may 15th wow we go to huskys and find out they closed down and they did not tell us so david said fuck it lets play in my appartment. so we stand outside of huskys and wait on people to come to send t...
Posted by on Tue, 17 May 2005 16:03:00 GMT

NEW PICTURES

there are a few new pictures up
Posted by on Fri, 13 May 2005 16:34:00 GMT