Marianne Faithful, Blind Faith, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Ray Charles, Charles Barkley, Charles Schultz, Schultz on Hogan's Heroes, Ben Hogan, Ben Franklin, Frankie Lyman (sp?), Franklin Roosevelt (to tweak his nose for being such a prick to Eleanor); Eleanor of Aquatane (sp?), F. Scott Fitzerald (because he wuz az bad a speler az mee and using the spell check on a computer is cheating and i lent my dictionary and never got it back); my dictionary; Dick Tracy, Spencer Tracy (to ask why he really didn't marry Katherine Hepburn); Audrey Hepburn; hepcats who don't try or know they're hepcats; scenesters who stay at home; Sherlock Holmes; A.E. Holmes (sp?); W.E.B. Dubois; Blanche Dubois; someone still named "Blanche," Branch Rickey; Ricky Henderson; Ricky Ricardo, people who can drink a couple Bacardi rums and not get sloppy; Slappy White; Redd Fox, Red Foxx, Foxey Brown; Mr. Brown; James Brown; James and his gigantic peach; the little engine that could, an engineer who could figure out how to plug in my DVD player; team players; one on five players; Gary Player; Romain Gary, Roman Gabriel, Gabby Hayes; Bob Hayes; Rutherford B. Hayes; Henry Ford (to punch him in his sidewinder stomach; Fats Domino, Minnesota Fats, people in Minnesota who are nice enough not to be passive-aggressive; the late great Pervis of the Spinners; the late great Otis Redding; Otis Taylor; Taylor Branch; Martin Luther King; Lex Luthor; people who are interested in being consistent while making lists in their usage of commas or semi-colons to separate items;, ,; Colin Powell, Dawn Powell; Dawn Bass; the host of "Bassmasters"; Grandmaster Flash; Heidi Fleiss, to tell her she's a shanda; the Shangri-las; the Ronettes; Ronnie Specktor; Rodney Allen Rippy; Rodney King; Roundhouse Rodney; Hotrod Hundley; W.C. Handy; W.C. Fields; a field of poppies to run through to Oz; Ozzie Smith; the Smith Brothers, the Smothers Brothers; brothers and sisters fighting the forces of evil, especially judgemental Republicans; Judge Felix Frankfurters; whoever invented the Frankfurter; Young Frankenstein; Otto Frank; Anne Frank; Ann Bancroft; Annie Oakley; Andy Devine; Divine Retribution.