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The Paul

A little gris-gris keeps you safe from harm..rub yours on me and I'll rub mine on you

About Me

Well, I'm a bit all over the place. I enjoy trying just about anything. I'm a bar consultant by trade, but i hope to give that up some day and wander the planet solving crimes and righting wrongs.

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My Interests

Movies

I'd like to meet:

A guy handing out millions of dollars.

Music:

I like me a lotta Jimmy Buffett

Movies:

I like too many to name. The ones I've worked on: Poodle Springs, Cecil B. DeMented, The Replacements, Hearts in Atlantis

Television:

House, Las Vegas, The Sopranos, Entourage, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Weeds, Dexter, The Wire, Mythbusters(I have a bit o' science geek in me), Deadwood, and a few others

Books:

Thrillers, horror

Heroes:

My Dad

My Blog

I think I may be messed up

This is short and sweet..is it a bad thing to have a crush on Lois from The Family Guy?...just kidding!
Posted by The Paul on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:12:00 PST

Random Thoughts and Observations

Why is Texas not spelled Tayxiss? It seems that almost everyone I've met from there pronounces it that way. And don't give me that bullshit about the tay part coming from the spanish pronunciation. If...
Posted by The Paul on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 07:54:00 PST

The Ballad of Texas Pete

Texas Pete hot sauce--I've loved it since I was a pup. I put it on just about everything. If I ate oatmeal, I'd put it on that. But, for a time, I was traumatized by it. My best friend and I used to b...
Posted by The Paul on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:55:00 PST

A rant

Okay... I've figured out what I would do if I won the lottery: pay off my Dad's house for him, buy myself a house, then buy 2 cars: a nice one and a tough beater. With the rest of the money, I'd pay m...
Posted by The Paul on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 03:55:00 PST

Just a little sumpin sumpin

As most of my friends know, I tried my hand at making movies. Back in 2001, I was working as a stand-in on the film, "Hearts in Atlantis", in Richmond. I stayed with a buddy while I was there and his ...
Posted by The Paul on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:35:00 PST

Ahh...The Teeanage Years

Fast forward to age 12: my parents have been divorced for 3 years and I was living with my mother until 1983, when I moved across the country from California to Virginia in order to live with my fathe...
Posted by The Paul on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:05:00 PST

In the beginning....

Back long, long ago on November 15, 1970, I was brought into this world in the suburbs of San Diego, California. Dad had been in the Marines for about 6 years and already visited that lovely country o...
Posted by The Paul on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:09:00 PST

My Muse

The following is my inspiration and, on a much smaller scale, in the same realm of how many crazy things have happened to me. It's from the beginning of Jimmy Buffett's book, "A Pirate Looks at Fifty"...
Posted by The Paul on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:52:00 PST

"The Book" Preamble

So...through my life, I've had a lot of unusual experiences. If I knew how to count, I could tell you how many people have urged me to write a book based on all of the anecdotes that I relay. I'm gonn...
Posted by The Paul on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:31:00 PST